What the cream cheese!? Mom/dad went out … alone might I add. When they came home, they were laughing about boogers. Boogers my friends. Shaking my piggy head. Only my humans would find boogers hilarious. Then dad was like you should have eaten one and tried it. Now that got my attention. My mom eating boogers – eyes up questioning dad’s sanity. Then mom was like if you eat one I will. WTP? Mom hello – if dad jumped off a building would you?
So while they went into the kitchen giggling like school kids, I grabbed mom’s iPhone and ran to my bedroom to see if I could find out what was going on. That’s when I found it. Box of Boogers. “Tangy gummy boogies that look and feel real”. Really – who cares?!
Do you want to try one? Go ahead and admit it – you do don’t you?