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Oh yes me and mom are at it again.  This time though, I just couldn’t help myself.  Sometimes I find the most intriguing pictures on mom’s cell phone.  I know I shouldn’t be looking but WOW – she has some interesting things she sees throughout the day.  Hope you enjoy this text.  My texts are in blue – moms are in gray.  Happy reading my friends.

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Posted by on 08/11/2014 in Bacon

 

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Street

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Posted by on 03/09/2014 in Bacon

 

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25 Days of Christmas Cards – Day 20

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Posted by on 12/20/2013 in Bacon, Christmas Cards

 

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Little Debbie Anyone?

20130724-220412.jpgI don’t think mom’s sweet tooth will be calling any time soon these days – snorts.  Mom and dad went to the market for some Little Debbie’s.  I don’t think this is what she had in mind.

She was just standing there looking at all of the different cakes trying to decide just chatting away about this and that.  Then dad said she almost jumped over the buggy into his arms.  He was completely taken off guard until he looked up and saw this guy looking out at the world.

The next thing he heard was giggles and looked over his shoulder to see a couple of boys laughing like crazy.  Then dad did the most amazingly stupid thing I’ve ever heard him do.  He walked towards the boys with mom saying, “Get em”. 

He walked up to the two lads and what did he do?  He gave them high fives.  Oh daddy.  Why do you go to the market with mom?  You always get in trouble there.  Snorts – XOXO – Bacon

 
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Posted by on 08/24/2013 in Bacon

 

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Smart Buggy!

Mom/dad went to the local grocery mart this past weekend.  They came home with the neatest picture.  They said when they were at the store, they found a mini-me version of mom’s Smart car.  This is so unique!  In some ways, it looks bigger than mom’s car – snorts

I could ride in the front of this so called shopping car, beep the horn and have so much fun.  No one in the store would *ever* think it was me in the front driving.  Do you think?  If they did, we would just tell them it was bring your pig to the store day – snorts.  Have you seen these cool buggies at your grocery store yet?  Daddy was hoping that he could fit in the front but mom said no.  Looks like fun though, right?  What do you think, smaller or bigger than mom’s car?

Smart Buggy –

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Mom’s Smart car –

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Posted by on 08/22/2013 in Bacon

 

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Snorticles on Daddy

This is a little funny about one of mom/dad’s recent grocery adventures. There is never a dull moment with either of them when I let them out in the wild by themselves. Tsk Tsk – will they ever grow up?

Mom is a coupon clipper from way back. She says that the more money she saves, the more she can keep me in the life that I’ve grown accustomed to. I like the sound of that so I always help her clip.  She kind of makes it a game every week to see how much money she can save.  Here is an example of this adventure.

Before coupons:                       After coupons:                              How much in coupons:

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So as you can see, she has fun every two weeks keeping two humans, one oinker and two cats.  It’s kind of like a little game for her.  But that’s another posting altogether my friends 🙂

So mom and dad are in search for a product in the store that mom has a FREE coupon for.  Up/down the aisles they went just looking and finally they find it.  Of course, dad being well dad, questions mom as to what kind she got.  She tells him it was beef stroganoff.  He made a funny little whimper sound like he was being choosey.  Snorts – yeah right in our family, choosey gets you nothing.  Dad, when will you ever learn?  So mom tells him that she will fix it, it will be wonderful and he will like it.  His reply, “Whatever you say.”  Shakes piggy head, dad really? Who – ask me who – just happens to be within ear shot of this entire ordeal?  The store manager.  He looks at dad and tells him, “You know my friend the wife is *always* right.”  Dad doesn’t miss a beat and replies back, “Are you married to my wife too?”  Snorts – way to go dad.  Twist that size 10 shoe fully into your mouth.  I’m thinking I might get to sleep in the Sleep Number bed tonight while you have my toddler bed – snorts.

Onward to the produce department they shuffled where they met a woman at the potatoes.  This woman, let’s just say she doesn’t get out much.  She was making the biggest deal over the ‘size’ of the potatoes.  She just kept going on about how they were the biggest she had ever seen.  Mom rolls her eyes and keeps shopping.  No, not that dad of mine.  He has to encourage her with the biggest she has even seen prompting her in saying, “Yep, those are some big potatoes.”  Does it help to know that said woman fawning over the potatoes is well gorgeous and somewhat endowed herself?  She strikes up the conversation over the said potatoes that mom swears sounds more like a porn prologue than potato shopping.  Eventually, mom couldn’t take it anymore and went to grab rescue dad from Ms. Potato Porn mumbling something about going and finding her own Mr. Potato Head.

Dad oh dad of mine.  Remember when you got married what that glorious friend of yours that had been married for 40 years told you?  Let me help you out.  He said,

Either you can be right or you can be happy.  You can’t be both.

That great and sound advice has worked for you now what altogether going on 26 years.  Keep that in mind tonight when you’re sleeping in my bed and I’m in the Sleep Number bed.  Just do me a favor okay.  Set my side to 65 when you get your pillow 🙂  snorts.

 
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Posted by on 08/15/2013 in Bacon

 

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