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Decorating for the Holidays

 Happy day my friends.  We finally got everything together here at the Hotel Thompson and finished decorating for the holidays.  We don’t put up a tree here for obvious reasons – the two H’s – Hemi and Houdini.  That tree wouldn’t stand five minutes being decorated in our living room.  Trust me on that.  Between the purr thing climbing it and exploring, the puppy watering it and chewing on the bottom branches and well me – looks innocently – head bunting it, it would get tired and fall down to sleep.  I’m just saying and being realistic here.  It’s a good thing mom and dad agree.

So no tree here.  But don’t frown.  We have a Mickey Mouse lamp pole.  That fits in perfect here at the Hotel Thompson.  You know my mom LOVES that mouse with the gloves and we still get the pretty lights from the pole.  And the pole is sturdy.  I mean really sturdy like 20-25 pounds.  Hey, it’s gotta be sturdy to hold that huge Mickey Mouse head – snorts.

 We also put out my stocking for Christmas.  What?  You think it’s too small?  I told mommy I needed a bigger one.  One can never be too big for all of the goodies that dear Santa might leave in my stocking.  You know – like fruits, vegetables, Gold Fish and Animal Crackers – snorts.

I just have to find the perfect place to hang my stocking.  For some reason, daddy says we can’t put it on the fireplace mantle this year.  Something about it pulling down on the mantle last year.  One heavy stocking and your scarred for life huh?  Bummer daddy.

So I have to find a place for my little stocking.  I’m thinking on the back of the front room door.  That would surely be a nice place to put it.  And also Santa won’t miss it, right?  What do you think.  Any suggestions?

So who wants to kiss the Bacon?  Snorts

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Posted by on 12/06/2016 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon

 

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aaaw That’s Love!

Do I need to even add words to this posting?  My beloved Gold Fish are back.  Those delightful cheesy fish are all mine… mine – mine – mine – mine.

Do you understand with the size of the box why I was worried when mom put me on Gold Fish restriction?  I just knew daddy would get into my stash and eat all of my wonderful fishies.  If he did, I would have to pop him on the nose and tell him, “Bad daddy!”

Pardon me now… I have a date with some orange fish and I don’t want to keep them waiting.  Snorts and oinks my friends!  Thank you so much this week for your support!

 
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Posted by on 04/08/2016 in Bacon

 

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Bacon Loves Fish

Hint hint mom – I’m in love.  Come on mom – I’m trying to tell you subliminally that I love my Gold Fish.  We have a special relationship.  I like for them to swim in my belly and they told me they like to do that.  Honestly – Pig’s Honor.

So mom come on – from my tummy to yours.  Give me my Gold Fish okay.  It’s like if you were in trouble, I wouldn’t take away your chicken.  I’m just sayin’.

Friends in blogville – don’t you think mom needs to give me back my Gold Fish?  We wouldn’t want them to go stale or anything – God forbid dad gets in my box.  Right?

 
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Posted by on 04/06/2016 in Bacon

 

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Okay I *Might* Have Had a Temper Tantrum

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Did you know that when baby elephants have a ‘fit’ and don’t get their way,  they throw themselves into mud like this little guy and have a ‘temper tantrum’?  Did you know that?

Well, mom called me her little baby elephant this past weekend.  I didn’t get my way so I threw myself on a pillow on the floor with my butt in the air like that.  It didn’t work.  Mom just told me to let her know when I was finished.  My mom – she’s a tough one like that.

 What was the temper tantrum about?  Well I might have grabbed my big box of Gold Fish and taken off with it down the hall to my room.  I know – I shouldn’t have.  But mom confiscated and said no more Gold Fish for the day.  What?  NNNOOO!!  I need my Gold Fish.  Help my friends.

 

 

 
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Posted by on 04/04/2016 in Bacon, Uncategorized

 

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Any Suggestions My Friends?

I’ve been patient my friends this week.  I’ve tried to reason with mom/dad about this Summer Camp thing but it’s on.  I’ve settled with that. Mom wants me to know life as a regular pig – something should would be upset with if I never knew.  I’m okay with that.

While mom packed my bags, I supervised from my bed watching.  She really does have my best interests at heart.  I’m bringing my Egyptian cotton sheet for my bed.  I’m used to sleeping with that and it’s comfort.  She also packed my framed picture of me and her that I usually have on my bedside in my bedroom.  We can bring one electronic item – no cell phones.  I’m packing my laptop so I can still write from Summer Camp.  We can only use it at night time – not during the day when we have activities.  She packed me a care box with sunscreen – did you know that piggies can get sunburned if we stay in the sun too long?  We can.  She also packed some of my favorite snacks like my Gold Fish, Animal Crackers and some of my favorite grape flavored bottled water.

Can you think of anything else I might need?

 
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Posted by on 07/23/2015 in Bacon

 

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Mission: Gold Fish Incognito

Dear Humans of the Hotel Thompson –

Your pig needs help.  Yeah, that’s it.  Your pig needs help.  May us Gold Fish suggest GFA (Gold Fish Anonymous).  They have a quick 3 step program for peeps addicted to us crackers.  Really, we have feelings too.  We are just swimming here in our world when all of a sudden we are plucked from our families to enter your belly.  May we also suggest popcorn, nuts or maybe potato chips if you are not watching your waist lines.  They are way more tasty than us cheese flavored morsels of fish that you tend to eat by the handfuls.  We are just trying to help out.  Perhaps you can try the Gold Fish Challenge – yeah that sounds awesome.  Put all of us in a gold fish bowl and see how long you can resist us – I betcha you can go a long time my oinker pal.  Really, I have that much faith in you.

Signed, Gold Fish with a Cause 🙂

 
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Posted by on 06/01/2015 in Bacon

 

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Decorating for the Holidays

 Happy Monday my friends.  We finally got everything together here at the Hotel Thompson and finished decorating for the holidays.  We don’t put up a tree here for obvious reasons – two purr things, a pig and a puppy now.  That tree wouldn’t stand five minutes being decorated in our living room.  Trust me on that.  Between the purr things climbing it and exploring, the puppy watering it and chewing on the bottom branches and well me – looks innocently – head bunting it, it would get tired and fall down to sleep.  I’m just saying and being realistic here.  It’s a good thing mom and dad agree.

So no tree here.  But don’t frown.  We have a Mickey Mouse lamp pole.  That fits in perfect here at the Hotel Thompson.  You know my mom LOVES that mouse with the gloves and we still get the pretty lights from the pole.  And the pole is sturdy.  I mean really sturdy like 20-25 pounds.  Hey, it’s gotta be sturdy to hold that huge Mickey Mouse head – snorts.

 We also put out my stocking for Christmas.  What?  You think it’s too small?  I told mommy I needed a bigger one.  One can never be too big for all of the goodies that dear Santa might leave in my stocking.  You know – like fruits, vegetables, Gold Fish and Animal Crackers – snorts.

I just have to find the perfect place to hang my stocking.  For some reason, daddy says we can’t put it on the fireplace mantle this year.  Something about it pulling down on the mantle last year.  One heavy stocking and your scarred for life huh?  Bummer daddy.

So I have to find a place for my little stocking.  I’m thinking on the back of the front room door.  That would surely be a nice place to put it.  And also Santa won’t miss it, right?  What do you think.  Any suggestions?

So who wants to kiss the Bacon?  Snorts

 
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Posted by on 12/08/2014 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon

 

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