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 Dear Bacon – Practice this look my friend.  This is the look that will get you everything and anything from your humans.  One wink and they melt.  Use this advice with caution though.  If you wink, your humans may get all goo-goo, pick you up and kiss you all over.  Signed Winks

Dear Winks – What an awesome gift buddy.  I’ll have to practice this in my bedroom in the mirror to get it down pact.  I can’t wait to try it out on my mom and Nana.  Happy winking!


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Dear Bacon – The proof is in the picture.  This is me helping out Santa last year.  You see Santa has all of the humans to deliver presents too and he needs help.  Me and about 500 of my friends help Santa out with the Christmas deliveries to anipals.  They believe too. Of course some of them get on the naughty list more so than humans – ha!  So keep on believing my oinker friend.  Signed Santa’s Helpers

Dear Santa Helpers – I do BELIEVE my friends.  I’ve heard Santa on my roof.  I’ve heard his boot steps in the living room.  AND I’ve seen Santa kissing my mommy last year at our Christmas Mickey Mouse pole lamp.  He is real!  And us anipals here at the Hotel Thompson really, REALLY try to stay on the good list.  Nobody wants coal in their stockings on Christmas morning.  Nope.  Not here.  Carry on with your awesome job my friends!


20130725-001540.jpgDear Bacon – Stop everything.  I gotta know.  What does a squirrel have to do to get a gig like that Journalist Rocky the Squirrel that lives in your backyard.  Dude, he has it made from what I can read.  He lives rent free at your Hotel.  Ya’ll give him nuts throughout the year.  He’s off limits for the dogs in the hood.  AND he gets to write on your blog.  What do I have to do for that position?  Signed Job in Need

Dear Job in Need – Journalist Rocky the Squirrel is a very special squirrel with talents.  He has an awesome resume and has worked all over the south.  Rocky also knows  several different languages from chitter-chatter to English to pig Latin and he also speaks Squatch.  Squatch comes in handy when our local Bigfoot comes out to play.  Send us your resume and we will pass it along to Rocky.  Perhaps he can forward somewhere for you. 🙂


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Dear Bacon – This is a new campaign I’m putting out there. “Paws out to Animal Abuse”.  We all have to make a stand.  Animals are meant for loving not harming.  Can you help me pass the word my friend?  Signed Just Say NO to Abuse

Dear Just Say NO to Abuse – I’m all in with four hooves my friend.  I’ll even throw in my part and say, “Hooves out to Animal Abuse”.  Animals have feelings and should never be harmed.  It makes my mohawk stand up straight on edge when I hear stories of my fellow anipals in harm.  We have nothing but love to give to humans and in turn that’s all we want from them.  Great cause my friend – stand strong!


REMEMBER my friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please remember to send me your pictures and letters – thanks!

 

 

 

 

 

 
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Posted by on 05/12/2015 in Bacon, Dear Bacon

 

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