Hello dear friends. Today I want to gently ease into my 31 Days of Spook. So today, let’s see how smart you are with things of fun.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo
When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone usually screams
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror
Three vampires walk into a bar. One vampire says, “I’ll have a pint of blood”. The second one says, “I’ll have the same”. The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma”. The bartendar says, “So, that’ll be two bloods and one blood lite.”
How can you tell if a vampire has been in a bakery? All of the jelly has been sucked out of the doughnuts.
What type of dog does every vampire have? A bloodhound
Today, I want to hear you laugh while you are afraid. Let’s go to the lighter side of horror. Let’s tickle that ghost bone and see what happens, shall we? Let’s start with some jokes and end with a favorite song of mine – I hope you enjoy it my little spooks!
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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo
When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone usually screams
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror
Three vampires walk into a bar. One vampire says, “I’ll have a pint of blood”. The second one says, “I’ll have the same”. The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma”. The bartendar says, “So, that’ll be two bloods and one blood lite.”
How can you tell if a vampire has been in a bakery? All of the jelly has been sucked out of the doughnuts.
What type of dog does every vampire have? A bloodhound
Dear Bacon – The humans went to bed without letting me in. What’s a kitty to do? I “hung out” all night thinking that someone in this place might come to the door. I mean scratching on the window panes with these nails didn’t give them a hint that I was at the door – or the howling I was doing. Dude – these humans are hard at taking a hint. Signed Avon Calling
Dear Avon Calling – Dude, let me give you a couple of hints. First up – if my humans heard nails on a window pane or howls that I know you purr things can make that sound like babies or such, they would be UNDER the bed hiding from the ghosts and ghouls. Second up – If it’s like my abode, there is a curfew and the humans mean business with their curfew times. Next time, be on time so you can get inside of the house. Oh and you might want to go check on your humans. I think I can hear their teeth chattering all the way here at the Hotel Thompson.
Dear Bacon – Doctors tell the humans that one glass of red wine is good for their health. I think this can qualify for us anipals right? And hey, one glass so I got the biggest glass possible. Cheers my friend. Signed Winey
Dear Winey – For some reason, I don’t think red wine has the same benefits to us that it does the humans. Then again I may be wrong. Can you pass me the bottle to fill up my glass. Bottles Up. I’m so grapeful! Snorts.
Dear Bacon – My neighbors are characters… well at least that’s what my parents say. You see there is a hole in the fence between our two houses. My favorite thing to do is to stick my head in the fence to see what is going in their yard. Sometimes it’s better than what’s going on in mine. But for some reason, the past couple of times I’ve stuck my head in the hole, the neighbors snort and roll with laughter. I don’t get it. Do you? Signed Moose
Dear Moose – Oh My Pig! That is priceless my friend – I mean PRICELESS! I think your neighbors have the bestest sense of humor. It reminds me of my dad’s sense of humor here and the picture looks like something my dad would do. Snorts.
Dear Bacon – You know what they say about it’s take a village? Well, here is the proof. We’ve watched the humans go to this magical box in the kitchen. They push this button and water magically appears. We were shocked and amazed to say the least. Me and Fido got together and came up with a plan. He would lend me his back and I would investigate cause you know us purr things are better with our hands 🙂 So, I did and guess what. Water magically does appear when you push the button – awesome! Of course it was kind of hard to explain the puddle on the floor near the box. I just blamed it on Fido. Hey – it’s what us kitties do, right? Signed Cleo
Dear Cleo – Snorts! That is totally awesome! I don’t see one of those magical water thingies on our box here at the Hotel Thompson. I think you have hit the mother load of an endless fountain. And hey, Fido probably had it coming, right? Snorts.
Dear Bacon – I’ve heard you talk about Mouse Girl at your Hotel Thompson. I think she is absolutely beautiful, stunning so glorious and her eyes just capture my heart. I wanted to meet her so I was going to mail myself to her. It didn’t work so well though. When the postman opened the mailbox, he jumped pretty high for an old guy. I was kind of amazed. Who knew that he was afraid of cats? Signed Leo
Dear Leo – Oh goodness. I just don’t know what to say. Postman can jump huh? Maybe we should make a movie out of that. I think it could be something that the anipal world would love to see. Purr things make them jump and then barky things can chase them. It would be a great adventure!
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Remember my friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without *YOU*. Keep sending me your letters and pictures to work every week.
Welcome my fellow goblins to my 31 Days of Spook. Today, I’m going to the lighter side of horror. Let’s tickle that ghost bone and see what happens, shall we?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo
When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone usually screams
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror
Three vampires walk into a bar. One vampire says, “I’ll have a pint of blood”. The second one says, “I’ll have the same”. The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma”. The bartendar says, “So, that’ll be two bloods and one blood lite.”
How can you tell if a vampire has been in a bakery? All of the jelly has been sucked out of the doughnuts.
What type of dog does every vampire have? A bloodhound
Oh my friends. Can you believe that in a short couple of weeks, October will be here. You do know what that means, right? 31 days of Spook will be on my blog! 31 days of something scary, something that goes bump in the night, ghosts and ghouls, horror, haunts and other spooks. Shivers – I get excited just thinking about it!
I’ve been working hard here in my bedroom searching around the world for stories to tell. It’s hard grunt work – literally. Sometimes I even scared myself! With all of that work, I almost forgot about September 13th. It was almost here before I knew it.
I thought to myself, “Self, what can I do for the 13th of September? What can knock people to the floor, make them scream and run to their mothers?” It had to be good. It had to be awesome. Then BAM it struck me and I took flight to the internet. Courtesy of said internet was some random pictures I found. You see, these pictures were so good that I think they need NO explanation.
Welcome to Day 6 of 31 Days of Spook my fellow goblins. Today, I believe you need a break. Let’s go to the lighter side of horror. Let’s tickle that ghost bone and see what happens, shall we?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo
When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone usually screams
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror
Three vampires walk into a bar. One vampire says, “I’ll have a pint of blood”. The second one says, “I’ll have the same”. The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma”. The bartendar says, “So, that’ll be two bloods and one blood lite.”
How can you tell if a vampire has been in a bakery? All of the jelly has been sucked out of the doughnuts.
What type of dog does every vampire have? A bloodhound
Miniature pot bellied pig and friends - Bacon, Houdini, Hemi and all of the Rock Clan with Journalist Rocky the Squirrel all out looking for adventures from the Hotel Thompson.
third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma”. The bartendar says, “So, that’ll be two bloods and one blood lite.”
Today, I want to hear you laugh while you are afraid. Let’s go to the lighter side of horror. Let’s tickle that ghost bone and see what happens, shall we? Let’s start with some jokes and end with a favorite song of mine – I hope you enjoy it my little spooks!
Dear Bacon – Doctors tell the humans that one glass of red wine is good for their health. I think this can qualify for us anipals right? And hey, one glass so I got the biggest glass possible. Cheers my friend. Signed Winey
Dear Bacon – You know what they say about it’s take a village? Well, here is the proof. We’ve watched the humans go to this magical box in the kitchen. They push this button and water magically appears. We were shocked and amazed to say the least. Me and Fido got together and came up with a plan. He would lend me his back and I would investigate cause you know us purr things are better with our hands 🙂 So, I did and guess what. Water magically does appear when you push the button – awesome! Of course it was kind of hard to explain the puddle on the floor near the box. I just blamed it on Fido. Hey – it’s what us kitties do, right? Signed Cleo
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