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Okay – Now the Freak is Pushing It

  I am not amused – meows.  There I was minding my own business and that pesky little elf freak jumped on my back.  It wasn’t bad enough that mom dressed me up.  She must think I’m Houdini with these clothes – and trust me friends – she would be so very wrong.

I’m a man cat… a Hemingway if you will.  We don’t do clothes or pesky elves.  Don Juan does realize that my claws are out. now.

I’m putting you on notice freak adventure.  It will be pay back time soon.  This may be the year you go down.

Signed Hemi

 
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Posted by on 12/05/2017 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon

 

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Okay – Now the Freak is Pushing It

  I am not amused – meows.  There I was minding my own business and that pesky little elf freak jumped on my back.  It wasn’t bad enough that mom dressed me up.  She must think I’m Houdini with these clothes – and trust me friends – she would be so very wrong.

I’m a man cat… a Hemingway if you will.  We don’t do clothes or pesky elves.  Now I thought it was freaking hilarious how this freak of nature was picking on the other anipals and mom/dad.  Messing with us though, our claws are out.

I’m putting you on notice freak adventure.  It will be pay back time soon.  This may be the year you go down.

Signed Hemi

 
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Posted by on 12/09/2016 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon

 

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Paw Time with Houdini


 

Hello friends –  How was your week – your Thanksgiving?  We are so full  here at the Hotel Thompson.  But never fear, instead of Black Friday at Petsmart, we will be conducting Operation Wrap and Box.  Slowly but surely, mom is trying to get everything read to be mailed out very soon for Christmas.  It is a process.  Why do you ask?  Because all of us anipals want to help.  So some packages may have some hair from us anipals, maybe one of our lost toys or two – perhaps even a little drool.  Just overlook that pals.  Barks and rolls with puppy laughter.

Be safe my friends in whatever you are doing today.  Our thoughts and hugs go out to you!

Now I leave you with something from daddy – ha!  Enjoy ❤

 

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Okay – Now the Freak is Pushing It

  I am not amused – meows.  There I was minding my own business and that pesky little elf freak jumped on my back.  It wasn’t bad enough that mom dressed me up.  She must think I’m Houdini with these clothes – and trust me friends – she would be so very wrong.

I’m a man cat… a Hemingway if you will.  We don’t do clothes or pesky elves.  Now me and the Mouse Girl, we thought it was freaking hilarious how this freak of nature was picking on the other anipals and mom/dad.  Messing with us though, our claws are out.

I’m putting you on notice freak adventure.  It will be pay back time soon.  This may be the year you go down.

Signed Hemi

 
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Posted by on 12/16/2015 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon

 

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Paw Time with Houdini

 Yawns – Hello my new friends of Bacon.  Welcome back to my Paw Time with Houdini.  A lot has happened in a week.  I got my stitches out and my cone of shame has been removed.  Well, part of that is right – barks.  Mom and dad took me to the vet’s office to have my stitches out and guess what.  Go ahead guess.  Jumps around hopping with excitement.  Can you guess?  My stitches were already out!  Did you guess that?  Mom says it was because I was being too active and jumping and hopping and pouncing at everything.  I’m not sure.  I’m just glad the cone of shame is off.   They also checked my mouth because I had four teeth extracted the same date as my procedure.  Everything looked great and I don’t have to go back until the end of this year – YAY!  Jumps around with joy.

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 Some people have asked how big I am.  Personally, my inner dog thinks I’m as big as a St. Bernard and I weigh over 100 pounds.  In fact, while we were at the vet’s office they weighed me again.  They said their scales stated 6.2 pounds.  I think they need to have their scales recalculated and I demanded to be reweighed again.  No way I can be 6.2 pounds – I’m too fierce for that.  Don’t believe me?  Listen closely – ggrroowwll – were you scared?

This is a picture that Bacon took of me playing with mom’s hand.  Mom has to be a freak with such a large hand because again I can’t be that small.  See the fierceness in me? Mom calls me her little firecracker.

I’m leaving you today with a funny that I found during my ‘procedure’.  Bacon has been teaching me how to blog and I hope you like my weekly edition.  Have a great weekend my new found friends – barks out!

 

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Posted by on 01/09/2015 in Paw Time with Houdini

 

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He’s Following Me

Hey my friends.  I hope everyone had a wonderful LONG holiday weekend.  I know we did here at the Hotel Thompson.  Mommy was home the entire time and we ate, slept and played together all day some days.  It was great!  We were all so sorry to see mommy going off to the worky place this morning.

But something happened on Thanksgiving day that I have to tell you about.  We were all up watching the Macy’s Day Parade on television which is a yearly tradition with us.  The parade is going down with lots of blow up floats, people are singing, bands are playing and then *IT* happened.  OMP – I squealed and ran to mommy.  We both then looked over at the fireplace to make sure Don Juan was still sitting on top of the fireplace.  A float came down the parade – do you see who it is – shakes piggy head.  How did “HE” get in the parade?  Did you watch the parade?  Did you see him?

I tell you my friends.  I feel Don Juan’s eyes on me during the day.  He doesn’t move – just sits there wherever we find him at in the morning.  But his eyes.  Those creepy little eyes just seem to watch me walking around the Hotel Thompson.  The little freak… shivers.

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Posted by on 12/01/2014 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon

 

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That Evil Elf on the Shelf

Go ahead, you can admit it.  That little Elf on the Shelf is evil looking.  You just *know* he’s up to trouble.  What?  You don’t know who he is?  Well my friend, you might just be one of the lucky ones during this holiday season.

The Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition came out in 2005 in a children’s book.  The little Elf that comes with the book has a job between Thanksgiving and Christmas Eve.  His main job is to watch over the household and report back to the North Pole nightly on if the people are naughty or nice.  He comes back to the household by morning.  There’s one important thing about the Elf.  You don’t touch him as doing so will erase any Christmas magic that has been blessed upon him.  Every morning that he comes back from the North Pole, people in the household find him in different places.  But remember, it’s all magic!

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Cute story idea huh?  Sure it is.  But, have you seen this Elf?  Look to the left.  Shivers – he’s kind of a got a look in those eyes that makes you not want to turn your back to him.  And the idea of having him watching ‘over’ your household and reporting back to Santa every night, that’s kind of eerie.  It’s great on one hand when small children are in the home.  They walk the line with this little guy around.  I’m not sure if they are afraid of getting caught being naughty or if they are just plain scared of the psycho Elf.  He kind of reminds me of clowns… and that makes me want to run to my bedroom and hide under my toddler bed.

But I digress.  We have a Elf on the Shelf at the Hotel Thompson. Mom insists on dragging him out of the attic (great place for him all year) for Christmas.  There’s no kids here unless you count us anipals and daddy.  But mom insists. Every Thanksgiving, Elffie comes out and the story book is read.  And the good thing about these elves, you get to name yours.  Don’t ask me why because I believe it has to be a twist on a twist but ours is named Don Juan.  How ironic huh?

I’ll be the first to admit that I’m afraid of that little six inch freak and so are the purr things.  We have had our moments of trying to ‘kidnap’ him and finish him off to no avail.  And supposedly Santa Claus has bestowed Christmas magic on him so he moves around the Hotel Thompson.  Yesterday morning, I woke up in my toddler bed and he was sleeping beside me looking at me with that mystic face.  I squealed so loudly that I think I woke up our neighbors.  That little misfit needs to stay out of my room thank you very much.  And, it’s not just me he’s doing stuff with.  Hemi, one of the purr things here, woke up the day before with that little creature asleep on his back.  Hemi hissed to the high heavens and swatted at it with his big paw.

And, our friends – snorts.  They are going through the same thing this time of the year with their ‘magical’ elves.  One of dad’s buddies got up one morning, stumbled to the bathroom and took a shower.  When he looked up, their little voyeur elf was watching him over the shower curtain.  Talk about a psycho moment.

The same household as the shower episode, the next day the man’s wife found their little elf in her lingerie drawer.  WTP (what the pig!)  No wonder people walk on eggshells around the holidays with these little monsters running rampid.

So tell me, do you have a mischievous little elf in your house during the holidays?  Is he getting into trouble or is he behaving (which I would find very strange).  I’m thinking that all of these elves are cloned in the same factory of trouble.  Perhaps us anipals need to ban together and write a letter to the Elf Union.  These guys are trouble – I’m telling you TROUBLE.

 
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Posted by on 12/20/2013 in Bacon, Hemi and Mouse Girl

 

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