Welcome back my friends to the reveal of the five statements. Which one did you guess was true? Did you pick it right away or did it take some work in thinking about each one? Just what kind of person is my mommy? Let’s see if you got it right.
Statement #01 – Mom got a sport letter and award in Track when she was in high school. Winner-Winner. Mommy actually was the assistant to the track coach in high school for two years and kept the scores for all meets. This is how she gained her letter and award. Snorts – you thought she ran didn’t you? If mom ran, she says she would have two black eyes and two broken knees. Now that is hilarious! AND who was the first person to guess it correctly – my brother Easy. He knows my mommy!
Statement #02 – Mommy loves Cabbage Patch Kids. Really? Mommy despised Cabbage Patch Kids. If you are a true follower, you have read her story about the demise of her *cherished* Cabbage Patch Kid in a fierce game of Cowboys and Indians – snorts with piggy laughter.
Statement #03 – Mom graduated with a C average in high school. C student – oh no. Mommy was an honor graduate – straight A’s. In fact, some would say she was a nerd! The shock of that huh?
Statement #04 – Mom’s first pet she ever had was a snail named Igor. This would have been cool but again no. Mom’s first pet was a dog named Beast.
Statement #05 – Mom and dad met when mom was working her pole at her second job. Now I had to throw this in there. Of course it didn’t happen this way. But once, mom/dad went to a book store when they were dating. Mom wrote a check and the lady asked for her work number. Daddy did tell the lady it was the Cheetah Club (which was a strip joint in Atlanta, Georgia). The lady replied, “Yeah, right. I don’t think anyone with Holly Hobby checks would be a stripper!”. Now *that’s* funny.
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Welcome my friends to another Five Statement posting. I will tell you five statements. You have to pick out the one that is correct – all the rest are lies. Are you ready? Just to make things a little more difficult, all of these statements are about mom 🙂 Good luck and here we go:
Statement #01 – Mom got a sport letter and award in Track when she was in high school.
Statement #02 – Mommy loves Cabbage Patch Kids
Statement #03 – Mom graduated with a C average in high school.
Statement #04 – Mom’s first pet she ever had was a snail named Igor.
Statement #05 – Mom and dad met when mom was working her pole at her second job.
So which statement is correct? The answer will be revealed tomorrow 🙂 Happy guessing – think it out now my friends.
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Back for the reveal of the true answer in FIVE STATEMENTS. Which one did you think was the truth? Let’s recap the statements below.
Statement 1 – Daddy played professional football.
Statement 2 – Mommy used to be a ballerina.
Statement 3 – I love the feel of newly mowed grass on these hooves and run on it all of the time.
Statement 4 – Mom/dad and Bashful once met guitarist Slash.
Statement 5 – I always mind my matters and do what mom/dad say.
Let’s break it down my friends. Daddy did use to play football, not professionally but in high school and college. And mom, well she couldn’t stand on one leg for any length of time let alone her toes. Grass on my hooves – shivers – surely you jest. I’m not *that* kind of piggy – snorts. But me not minding my matters or minding mom/dad? Well, I have been known to be sent to my room and trust me.. I slam the door once I’m in there – snorts. So, that leaves us to the correct answer.
Check it out here to find out more information 🙂
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Welcome my friends to Five Statements. We love this game here at the Hotel Thompson. We are going to tell you
FIVE STATEMENTS. You have to tell us which ONE is the truth. Do you think you know us that well to figure it out? Let’s put it to the test and see what you think you know of the Hotel Thompson.
Statement 1 – Daddy played professional football.
Statement 2 – Mommy used to be a ballerina.
Statement 3 – I love the feel of newly mowed grass on these hooves and run on it all of the time.
Statement 4 – Mom/dad and Bashful once met guitarist Slash.
Statement 5 – I always mind my matters and do what mom/dad say.
There you go my friends – the FIVE STATEMENTS. Which one is true? I’ll tell you tomorrow 🙂 Happy guessing.
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