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Speed of Light

 
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Posted by on 05/15/2016 in Bacon

 

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Shaking Piggy Head

Bless dad’s heart.  This is how he found his toothbrush this morning in the bathroom.  Don Juan.  What can I say?  That rouge elf is a crime to society just waiting to happen.  Daddy reached for his toothbrush and found this little squirt taking advantage of it.  I gotta tell you.  That little guy is FAST.

He jumped off of the sink, onto the floor and slithered away before any of us could catch him.  And I really thought Mouse Girl was going to get him this time too.  I tell you.  If he ever gets captured, it’s going to be a satisfying moment to sit back and watch whatever happens to him.

Oh and don’t worry.  Daddy decided to skip the brushing this morning and is electing to get a new toothbrush sometime today.  He mumbled something about elf cooties and such and not knowing where that evil snot has been.

But on a brighter note, at least he wasn’t picking on mom or any of us anipals, right?  Snorts with piggy laughter.

 

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How Fast Are You?

 How fast can you run my friends – snorts.  Even I don’t think I could do 9 seconds.

 
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Posted by on 08/09/2015 in Bacon

 

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