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Dear Bacon

Dear Bacon,

Rocky the Squirrel told us to write to you. We are members of the band Squirrel. We play a lot around the Oaks and Pines areas of the neighborhood. You’ve probably heard us jamming to some classics like, “Shake Your Bushy Tail”; “I Love Nuts and Seeds”; and our biggest hit “That Dog is Mine”. Rocky says you’re the man to get some publicity. How about it oinker? Signed Band Squirrel

Dear Band Squirrel,

WOW – that Rocky gets around, doesn’t he? I guess that makes sense with him being a journalist and everything. Love your songs – keep up the great work and keep shaking those tails my friends!

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Dear Bacon,

What? Why do you look at me like that? Doesn’t your purr things wear glasses and read the newspaper while lounging on the sofa? They don’t? I’m shocked. I’m going to have to email those purr things of yours and get them educated. Signed Kitty Professor

Dear Kitty Professor

That is really the look. It just threw me off guard seeing you all like that as if you were well human. I’m more shocked than anything. My purr things don’t do that. I’m going to have to show them your picture of how an educated kitty acts around the house. Maybe the Mouse Girl will learn something new for a change. I can only hope! P.S. I have to ask. When you get done with that paper, do your throw it down on the floor and ‘use’ it? Snort – snicker.

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Dear Bacon,

You are not the only one that loves to have his belly rubbed.  I do as well.  For some reason though, no one will do it?  What do you say little man, you want to be food rub my belly? Signed Croc

Dear Croc,

UUUMMM – I think I’ll pass.  I wouldn’t want to become food friendly in that way with someone I don’t know.  Momma said it wouldn’t be right.  But, thanks for drooling thinking of me.

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Dear Bacon,

You see tourists all of the time doing their thing shopping, people watching and sitting out in the sun.  What makes us any different?  This is a picture of me on vacation last week.  It was the life!  Signed Big Man

Dear Big Man,

There is nothing like human watching while sunning oneself in nature, especially on vacation my friend.  Mom and dad said they may take me on vacation one day.  I think I may resemble your picture in the future!

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20130130-123759.jpgDear Bacon,

This is me and my friend Dewey.  Sometimes we don’t see eye to eye.  You ever feel that way with the purr things?  Signed Hector

Dear Hector,

Snort – pig laughter.  Yeah me and the purr things don’t see eye to eye on a lot of things at the Hotel Thompson.  Of course, we don’t physically get in that situation but I can relate.  Just give in to little Dewey.  I think he may own you!  He been talking to Journalist Rocky the Squirrel?  Snort – LOL

 
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