Can someone please explain to me what this is and why mommy wants one? It looks familiar but I can’t put my snout on why. It’s in mom’s wishlist on her Amazon account. I don’t get it. It looks like a giant pink thingy with buck shots in it. Anyone… anyone all tell me what this imposter for mom’s attention does or is and why she wants. And between us, it looks ridiculous. Look at that tail? It’s not even as handsome as mine – humph. And why is wanting my mom’s attention? I’m sorry. I refuse to share my mom with this – this – holey want to be. Snorts. 
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