So daddy lied. He decided to venture out with mom to take a break from wrapping and they went down the street to a store. It wasn’t busy which was awesome. Daddy of course was looking around with mommy. That’s when mom found this package and started laughing uncontrollably inside of the store. In fact, mom was laughing so hard that she couldn’t breathe. Daddy didn’t know whether to call a doctor or an exorcist for mommy. That’s when she finally got a hold of herself and described to daddy about this video. Remember stores – it’s all about price placement and where NOT to put the sticker. OMP – Now I have the giggles – rolls with piggy laughter.
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Bug Zapper
Oh friends. Shakes piggy head. Sometimes I see something that comes on my television that I just *have* to share. This is one of those times. There I was in my bedroom late last night watching my shows. Then this commercial comes on selling this unique product called Bug-A-Salt Fly Shooter. I have to admit it. I about fell out of my toddler bed laughing and snorting so hard. I really thought that I was going to wake up mom/dad in the next room.
Bug-A-Salt Fly Shooter holds up to 50 pellets of SALT that can then be aimed at those pesky flies that are swarming your house. Death to all house flies huh?
Now first up – who has that many flies in your house at one time? If you do, you don’t need a Bug-A-Salt Fly Shooter You need to call a priest for an exorcist. There’s something bad going down in your crib.
Second up – I’m not really sure which is funnier. The actual product or that someone would buy if for the sale price of only $39.99!
Shakes my piggy head. I think I’m in the wrong business. I need to come up with this type of product. But then again, remember friends – Christmas is right around the corner. Snorts!
31 Days of Spook – 666
Oh dear piggy heavens!? Should we be afraid? Should we call an exorcist? Mommy got into Albert, her Smart car, this morning and she was greeted with this on her trip odometer. Is it a sign of what’s to come for the day?
Oh my friends – say a little prayer for my mom and send her good vibes. 666 is not a great way to start the day.
Happy Spooky Day my friends!