Daddy NNNOOO! Don’t eat those bird eggs. That’s what I was squealing to daddy and running back/forth to mommy so she could stop him. I saw this cup on the living room table and peeked in. It had bird eggs in it. A sure sign that Spring is here, right?
But oh no! Daddy picked one up and oh my piggy heavens – THUD. He ate it. Right in front of me. He ate a bird egg! I couldn’t believe it and almost passed out.
Thank goodness mommy finally came in the front room and I showed it to her. She explained these were candy. Candy?! Okay candy peeps – you almost gave this oinker a heart attack. Have you seen your humans eat anything like this yet??
