Hey – This Piggy Needs Your Help Please

 

I need your help friends.  I’m totally confused here at the Hotel Thompson. 

Last night mommy put me to bed like she always does.  You know, the normal tuck me in, kisses/snuggles and a short bedtime story.  Afterwards, she went to bed with daddy.  But you see, I really wasn’t asleep when mommy left my room.  I got back out of bed and tip toed on my hooves to the bedroom door.

I heard mommy and daddy talking in their room and I wanted to hear too.  I know – I shouldn’t piggy eavesdrop but I just had to know what they were talking about.  You’ve been there, right?

So there I was with my ear to the door and I kept hearing daddy tell mommy, “Pull my finger”.  What does that mean?  Mommy kept laughing and saying no.  I don’t get it.  Should I tell mommy, “Pull my hoof?”  Shakes piggy head in confusion.

Can you help a piglet out friends?  Have you ever been told this?  What does it mean?

 

Conversation Overheard Between Mom and Dad

Okay – I know I shouldn’t piggy eavesdrop on mom and dad when they are having conversations.  But sometimes, it’s hard not to listen.  They have some of the strangest conversations.  I’m telling you – you never know what might come out of their mouths – humans are weird!

Last night, daddy asked mommy, “Name a song not to sing while in prison.”  Okay first of all, I’m not sure what this prison thing is.  It doesn’t sound like a fun place.  Mommy said there were bars there.  Okay, aren’t bars where you get alcoholic drinks?  Shakes piggy head – like I said humans are weird. I don’t get it.  So, I thought I would bring this to you my friends.

What songs would you not sing while in prison?  Some of mom/dad’s were:

Journey – “Lovin’, Touchin’ Squeezin”

Aeorsmith – “Dude Looks Like a Lady”

Foreigner – “I Want to Know What Love Is”

John Mellencamp – “Hurts so Good”

Nazareth – “Love Hurts”

George Michael – “Father Figure”

Olivia Newton John – “Let’s Get Physical”

OMP (oh my pig!)  I can’t breathe.  I don’t know why these are funny – BUT THEY ARE!

 

Hey – This Piggy Needs Your Help Please

 

I need your help friends.  I’m totally confused here at the Hotel Thompson. 

Last night mommy put me to bed like she always does.  You know, the normal tuck me in, kisses/snuggles and a short bedtime story.  Afterwards, she went to bed with daddy.  But you see, I really wasn’t asleep when mommy left my room.  I got back out of bed and tip toed on my hooves to the bedroom door.

I heard mommy and daddy talking in their room and I wanted to hear too.  I know – I shouldn’t piggy eavesdrop but I just had to know what they were talking about.  You’ve been there, right?

So there I was with my ear to the door and I kept hearing daddy tell mommy, “Pull my finger”.  What does that mean?  Mommy kept laughing and saying no.  I don’t get it.  Should I tell mommy, “Pull my hoof?”  Shakes piggy head in confusion.

Can you help a piglet out friends?  Have you ever been told this?  What does it mean?