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Say NO to Crack Dealers
I had to share this my friends. Mommy found this funny on the internet and had to share. Just say no to crack dealers – Snorts with piggy laughter! They hide in every corner pushing their product.
Let’s Play a Game
Okay my friends – Let’s Play a Game. Mom/dad went out to dinner the other night to a local hamburger place. They sit at a table and mom always faces the door and looks around like a sniper – hilarious. She sees this older gentleman – probably in his 60’s – sitting at a table across from them. He has older clothes on, he has a beard and mustache, long hair and he’s using an iPhone. Now mom said that picture didn’t look right in itself. It was like he was trying to ‘look old and out of place’ but yet he was hip enough to have an iPhone. That was what caught mom’s eye.
Then, mom saw him tell the waitress that he was leaving his briefcase on the table, he was going to the bathroom and would pick it up on the way out. Now look at that briefcase. Really? Awkward looking huh? Clue two that caught mom’s eagle eyes.
Mom watched the guy go to the bathrooms, come out and walk right beside his table, look at the briefcase and proceed to pay his bill at the register. Then, the man left the restaurant. He walked right out the door and left…. without the briefcase.
Did you hear the bells going off in mom’s head then? Odd – very odd. Of course mom is giving dad a play by play of the activities. Mom calls the waitress over and tells her that the guy left and to bring the situation to the manager’s attention. You would, right? Mom sees the waitress walk over to the manager, tell him something, the manager laughs and then the waitress comes back. The waitress says that the manager was going to give the guy a couple of minutes to come back. W.T.H. Really? Then the waitress says, “He looked like a nice guy”. DOUBLE W.T.H. Nice guy? Well heck Ted Bundy looked like a nice guy too. And??
So by this point mom is shaking her head and ready to call in the bomb squad herself. Then something more mysterious happened about 15 minutes later. This woman came into the restaurant. She was holding one of those huge refillable drink cups like you would get at 7-11 or some gas station. She stops the waitress and asks her to fill it up. The waitress does it and gives it back to her. On the way out of the restaurant, this lady picks up the briefcase and leaves. This woman is walking – she didn’t drive to the restaurant.
Now you tell me what this is all about. With everything that is happening in today’s society, what could this had possibly been? AND to top it off, the management here didn’t have a care about it. So let’s discuss – put on your investigator hat and let’s play a game of what (A) was in the briefcase and (B) what was going on.
Dad is on Crack
Here is the proof – dad is on crack.
He’s been on it for over two weeks now and he is fully addicted. He says the power is so strong that he lives and breathes this crack. Poor dad. He needs to go into rehab to get off of it. I don’t really blame mom. I mean hey, she did cook it up but it’s not like she forced dad to get hooked. I guess in a way you can say mom is the pusher though. Why else would she keep this junk in the house where daddy can find it and overdose in it. I would like to say I feel sorry for daddy but he’s not sharing the good stuff he said. So I don’t know how addictive it is or not.
And trust me, mom put the works in this stuff. Pretzel sticks, peanuts, peanut butter M&M’s, raisins and butterscotch drops. That was a full bucket. But every time daddy goes into the kitchen, he comes out with a paw full. Poor daddy – shakes piggy head – what a user!.
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