Paw Time with Houdini

Holler my friends!  We are all getting psyched here in preparation for St Patrick’s Day.  I’m practicing my River Dance in honor of Ireland. I shall now be known as Houdini Yorkie of the Dance – barks!  Can you see me now hitting Broadway?  You would buy a ticket….right?

This week has been interesting here at the Hotel Thompson.  I learned a new word.  Boundaries.  For me?  I thought mom and dad were mistaken at first.  I have rules and boundaries?  Cute little me?  Surely they had to be joking.  You see, someone – looks innocent – went into their bedroom and chewed mom’s charger for her i-Phone.  It couldn’t have been me – no way!  I’m blaming the purr thing Hemi.  Yeah, he did it.  Something this cute could not have possibly done something like that.  But I think I got busted.

Mom took me to the big bed one night with her and went to plug her phone in to charge next to her bed.  The cord was missing in action.  Personally, I think it ran away.  Then she did the wildest thing.  She looked right at me and said, “Houdini you know anything about this?”  Barks!  I couldn’t look her in the eye.  Then she said, “You do, don’t you?”  Then she got on the floor and was looking under the bed.  She found the cord bitten through.  She then said, “Houdini, do I need to have this analyzed for your saliva and matched to your dental records?”  Darn that ID channel and her line of work.  Busted.

So that’s when I learned the new word boundaries.  No more freedom in the parents bedroom.  Have you ever done anything and got busted for it?  At least mom didn’t put me in dad’s doghouse – Barks and rolls with laughter.

 

31 Days of Spook – Funny Daddy – Really Funny

I may never go into the bathroom here at the Hotel Thompson ever again.  Heck, for that matter I don’t think mommy will go into the bathroom either.  That dad of mine – he’s a really funny guy.  He ‘decorated’ the bathroom for Halloween.

Mom hasn’t seen it yet.  I bet you will hear her when she does – snorts – especially if she doesn’t go until the middle of the night.

Oh daddy – perhaps you should get air conditioning put in that dog house.  I think you might need it after this stunt.  Really, I do.

 

Oh My Nylablue –

Uh-oh.  I’m in trouble with the love of my life – my Nylablue.  I’m in what dad calls the proverbial pig house – similar to a dog house.  You see, I was just fooling around yesterday on April Fools Day when I did a post titled I’m Sorry.   It was just a joke.  You know how us guys can be.  But my beloved, she read it and didn’t wait to go down to the bottom of the page so she thinks I strayed.  Which might I add, I would never do on my Nylablue – my heart – my sweet little purr thing that holds my piggy heart.  She wouldn’t even talk to me last night via her mom Sherri-Ellen.  My poor Nylablue stomped off to her bedroom and wouldn’t come back out.  Thus, I am in DEEP trouble.  I guess you could say this was our first squabble.  So I need to show my Nylablue how I feel about her.

My love Nylablue. My heart is only for you.

It’s not meant for any other.  You’re the glue that keeps me together.

You are so beautiful and I’m not delusional.

I love you with all my heart and there’s no reason for me to dart.

Because when I am about, I don’t want to be without.

You’re like a dove in my heart that fills me with such love.

So this little piggy loves his little kitty.

And here’s a ring for his sweet purr thing 🙂