Okay I’m not sure what that means, “Insert porn music”. That’s something that daddy said. I don’t understand dad’s crazy thinking. All I know is that mom went to give me some of my favorite treats – my animal crackers. Then she started laughing. Dad asked why she was laughing like a crazy person and she told him what she found. Then dad went Chick-a-bow-wow.
Again, I think daddy has overstepped the fine line of being crazy. I mean, do you see anything interesting in my animal crackers? They look delicious to me – snorts with piggy laughter.
