Dear Bacon,
Sometimes life is so overwhelming that I just don’t know what to do. It’s so stressful. I just have to sit down and it weighs on my shoulders. Any tips for me? Signed Heavy Thoughts
Dear Heavy Thoughts,
If any of my friends have taught me anything it’s that sometimes we have to stop and smell the roses. Life is not as bad as what you think. Think of the positive things in life and how much you have going for you. It seems like you’re overlooking the ocean in your picture. That in itself can be very relaxing and have a calming effect on oneself. And you know a good chuckle solves a lot of problems. You can never take yourself too serious. Focus on those thoughts for a while my friend and keep your trunk up. You have a lot to bring to the party!
Dear Bacon,
Hee-hee I’m eating your strawberry. How you like that? HA HA Signed Tortoise
Dear Tortoise,
What’s that? I couldn’t hear you through eating through this basket of strawberries that my mom got me. That’s right – I said basket. Hope you enjoy your ONE strawberry my friend. Snort – Love you!
Dear Bacon,
Mommy said that if I eat my vegetables I will grow up to be strong just like you. Is she right? Signed Tiny
Dear Tiny,
Your mom is 100% correct. Eating vegetables make you strong. Now eat up that corn and broccoli I see and become a member of the clean plate club. Make mommy proud and grow up to be nice and strong!
Dear Bacon,
Sometimes it takes a friends to help you out in meeting that future Mrs. Right. I saw this gorgeous lady and had to get her attention some how that she would remember me. I got my bro to help me out with an outstretched arm. What do you think – did I make an impression to last? Signed Romeo
Dear Romeo,
I gave this picture and letter the test and showed it to mom. She got all teary eyed – you passed with flying colors. She said that it was the sweetest thing she has seen in a while. You should have made a huge impression on your lady friend. Give her a call and ask her out for brunch now to get to know her. If ya’ll get engaged, drop us a line to let us know.
Dear Bacon,
Yep, it’s me the Hemi… your purr thing at the Hotel Thompson. I know you talk about me and the paw that hits your hiney at times. I thought I would show your friends the size of my hand. Maybe then they will understand why you cry like a little girl when I do it. Meow – Master Hemi
Dear Master Hemi,
Stay away from my computer and room. After my loyal followers see the size of that paw, they will then know what a little bully you are – snort.
Piglove 