Dear Bacon

Dear Bacon – This is my big brother Hercules.  Every day, he lets me sleep on him.  He protects me and keeps me warm.  Do you have a Hercules at the Hotel Thompson that does that for you?  Signed Tiny the Piggy

Dear Tiny the Piggy – That is totally awesome that you have a friend like Hercules.  I don’t have a Hercules but mommy does kind of do for me what he does for you.  It’s totally awesome to have that kind of relationship.  Take care of you my little porky friend!

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Dear Bacon – I feel pretty – so pretty.  Sometimes you just have to stop in life, lay down and smell the daisies.  These are some of my favorite moments.  You ever get to do this?  Signed Pondering Bear

Dear Pondering Bear – You’ve got a point there my friend.  Life does go really fast sometimes and you need to stop and smell the daises… which happen to be my mom’s favorites.  It’s good to take a breath and remember what you have and who you are. I say continue on being pretty my friend.  Enjoy the smell of the daisy and the heat from the sun.

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Dear Bacon – All aboard the school bus – woof.  My humans found this party bus outfit and got it for me.  I’m kind of digging it.  You want to come aboard the party bus little guy?  Signed Corki in Charge

Dear Corki in Charge – That is totally awesome!  I absolutely love the little friends you have in your bus.  It does look like a party bus too.  Beep-beep Let’s have some fun my friend.  Everyone sing with me now, “The wheels on the bus go round and round.  The people on the bus go up and down.  The driver on the bus says  move on back.”

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Dear Bacon -Can you believe that the humans make me carry my own back pack when we go out for day trips?  Why do I have to carry my diaper bag?  Can’t they?  Signed Tyke

Dear Tyke – Aaww – you really cute with your back pack my friend.  It looks like it was just made for you.  There’s no worries on carrying it.  Sometimes my mom makes me carry my pack with me as well.  I look at it as helping her out.  Thing of it that way as to what a big bunny you are now to be helping out the humans.  That’s awesome!  And I’ll tell you something.  When I carry mine, mom usually puts me some treats in there.  That’s always a good thing!

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Dear Bacon

Dear Bacon,
This is my big brother Hercules.  Every day, he lets me sleep on him.  He protects me and keeps me warm.  Do you have a Hercules at the Hotel Thompson that does that for you?  Signed Tiny the Piggy

Dear Tiny the Piggy,
That is totally awesome that you have a friend like Hercules.  I don’t have a Hercules but mommy does kind of do for me what he does for you.  It’s totally awesome to have that kind of relationship.  Take care of you my little porky friend!

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Dear Bacon,
I don’t know why the humans got so upset over this picture.  They kept calling Polly, the kitty here.  I kept telling them that I didn’t know where she was.  For some reason, they didn’t believe me.  Signed Hyde and Go Seek

Dear Hyde and Go Seek,
WOW.  No idea where Polly is huh?  Have you looked on the bed?  Have you puffed your pillow lately?  Has your pillow purred or meowed?  That might be the first place to look my friend.  Then again, if Polly didn’t want to be there, she wouldn’t be.  In fact, she kind of looks comfy to me.  If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.  Carry on – 🙂

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Dear Bacon,
I feel pretty – so pretty.  Sometimes you just have to stop in life, lay down and smell the daisies.  These are some of my favorite moments.  You ever get to do this?  Signed Pondering Bear

Dear Pondering Bear,
You’ve got a point there my friend.  Life does go really fast sometimes and you need to stop and smell the daises… which happen to be my mom’s favorites.  It’s good to take a breath and remember what you have and who you are. I say continue on being pretty my friend.  Enjoy the smell of the daisy and the heat from the sun.

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Dear Bacon,
All aboard the school bus – woof.  My humans found this party bus outfit and got it for me.  I’m kind of digging it.  You want to come aboard the party bus little guy?  Signed Corki in Charge

Dear Corki in Charge,
That is totally awesome!  I absolutely love the little friends you have in your bus.  It does look like a party bus too.  Beep-beep Let’s have some fun my friend.  Everyone sing with me now, “The wheels on the bus go round and round.  The people on the bus go up and down.  The driver on the bus says  move on back.”

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Dear Bacon,
Can you believe that the humans make me carry my own back pack when we go out for day trips?  Why do I have to carry my diaper bag?  Can’t they?  Signed Tyke

Dear Tyke,
Aaww – you really cute with your back pack my friend.  It looks like it was just made for you.  There’s no worries on carrying it.  Sometimes my mom makes me carry my pack with me as well.  I look at it as helping her out.  Thing of it that way as to what a big bunny you are now to be helping out the humans.  That’s awesome!  And I’ll tell you something.  When I carry mine, mom usually puts me some treats in there.  That’s always a good thing!

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Don’t forget to send me your questions and pictures at baconthompson@gmail.com

 

Dear Bacon – Special Edition

Thanks to my wonderful friend Easy Rider and his staff at http://easyweimaraner.wordpress.com/ for stepping in to help me with a wonderful special edition of Dear Bacon.  I hope you enjoy it as much as we did over here at piglove.  Their sense of humor reminds us of someone – we just can’t put our snout on it.  Enjoy and don’t forget to step over and say hey to Easy Rider – XOXO – Bacon

Dear Bacon,

I’m a boffin and I tried to finish the problem of the humans, if they like more dogs or cats, with creating one animal who has the best features of both. Would you think that this could be the perfect pet?

Congratulations Dear Friend,

You just invented the Felicanis or Canifelis.  I think that’s brilliant in theory. In practice, you created an animal who will be chasing itself the whole time. That could be exhausting.  But I like avant-garde ideas, so please let me know when you’ve caught each other.

 

 

Dear Bacon,

I’m a Royal Corgi and I have a problem to manage the succession of the throne with my litter of six. I’m afraid I could adversely affect some of my kids. Do you have a solution?

Dear Royal Corgi,

Of course HRM I have one. What’s with democracy? In this case all would get the same (nothing) and no one would be in advance. Otherwise every one of your kids could be king for one day of the week and for the 7th day your kingdom could be governless. That makes sure that all of your kids have a lot to do with the elimination of the 7th-day damage during the week and no one never would have a dull moment.

 

 

Dear Bacon,

I’m Dr. Scrub, a beauty surgeon who is always busy at Nap&Muck Inc. Unfortunately, I overslept this morning and was in a hurry to go to work. I jumped in my pants but I must been drowsy because now I’m hanging around here.  What’s happened?

Dear Dr. Scrub,
That’s easy to explain. You were just jumping in your pants while they were hanging on the clothesline. Please make sure that you remove the pegs before wearing your clothes next time.

 

 

Hi Bacon,

I’m Tray the pup and I have a problem with my humans. When we take a ride in the car I always have to sit in this embarrassing place. What’s wrong with my bipeds? How can I get a better place in the car?

Dear Tray,

The humanoid brain (rarely occured) acts up to this rule: “A place for everything and everything on it’s place.” For this, I’m glad your surname isn’t “Ash”.  I think to get a better place you have to change your name. But choose your name wise and with consideration. “Tank” or “Slick” is not really an option.

 

Dear Bacon,

I’m Joker the comedian. I’ve tried to pimp up my myself at Nap&Muck with Botox-injections. The surgeon, Dr.Scrub, failed and refused to give me back my money. I wish someone would hang this guy! Now my facial features are frozen and I’m afraid I’m unfit for work. Or have you ever seen a comedian who wasn’t able to laugh about his own jokes?

Dear Joker,

To be honest, No. But cheer up! You could start a new career as a professional gambler, because now you are poker-faced and I know some people hold a life time to get it. And if you ask me, the most poker games are always just comedy. And your name is perfect for a Gambler too.  As regards for your wish I can tell you good news, it came true.

 

Dear Bacon –

Dear Bacon,

Do you see anything familiar in this picture?  My humans taught me to sit in a different way than normal doggies.  They thought it was so original that they had it documented in paint for all eternity.  Cute?  Signed Corki

Dear Corki,

That is really original.  I absolutely love it!  I’m thinking that dad needs to get me painted so that mommy will always have me.  Love your house too.  So nice.  I think I could slide everything on that floor.  It would be a hoot!

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Dear Bacon,

I think my face may freeze this way.  I saw my humans naked again – the horrors!  I’m not sure if I can ever face them again.  Have you ever felt this way?  Signed Bub

Dear Bub,

That is really the look.  Thankfully, my humans don’t change clothes in front of me.  I think if they did, I would probably look the same!

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Dear Bacon,

It’s embarassing some of the things I see in the zoo.  Humans only see things from their perspective.  I on the other hand see things that the humans don’t think other people are watching.  It’s really bad.  I’ve got some stories to tell!  Signed Blushing Bear

Dear Blushing Bear,

I think you have a future there.  Perhaps you should write a novel – Stories from the Other Side of the Fence; or You’re Not Alone; or better yet Those Crazy Humans.  I would definitely get it and have mom read it to me at night! 

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Dear Bacon,

I guess the secret is out.  This is how we nip and tuck in the doggy world.  Sigh – it was bound to make the news sooner or later.  Signed Wrinkles R Us

Dear Wrinkles R Us,

I wonder if that would help with my rolls of extra skin?  I’m thinking I’m going to have to try that.  Thanks for the ideas and by the way – you’re beautiful regardless!

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Dear Bacon,

Yeah, you pay the time for the crime and so do I.  My humans make me sit in time out on the couch in the living room.  So humiliating.  At least you get the santuary of your room.  Signed Dog Pound

Dear Dog Pound,

WOW – you do look like you’re in a bit of trouble there my friend.  I have to ask though because I don’t know what you did.  Was it worth it?  Try to stay on the right side of the law my friend.