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Dear Bacon

20130508-115000.jpgDear Bacon,

Really, it’s not what it seems. Really. We’re just friends. It’s just a picture taken out of context. Really. Signed Just Friends

 

Dear Just Friends,

Really? You expect me and the world to believe that? I think you need to let it out and be proud my friends. We’re all adults here. I’m off now to find my mommy. She doesn’t even hold me that close.

 

Dear Bacon,

Momma said one more time and she was going to hang us all up on the line. Well, I guess we pushed it. Does your mom ever threaten this kind of pup abuse? Signed Hanging Low

Dear Hanging Low,

HA – mom hanging me up like that. That’s a funny thought and visual. I’m too heavy to hang up. But I have to admit that ya’ll are all cute as buttons like that in your little one pieces. I wouldn’t call that abuse. I would call that adorable overload!

 

Dear Bacon,

Sometimes the dogs in this establishment do have a purpose. For instance, when I want to look out the window. They are soft to sit on and view my kingdom outdoors. Do your purr things ever do this? Signed King of the Dog

Dear King of the Dog,

Nice. Well, I know who is top cat in your household. The purr things here at the Hotel Thompson know better than to mooch off of me like that. I’m not their personal pig step stool. Although sometimes that Hemi with his extra digits does like to push his limits at times.

 

Dear Bacon,

This ever happen to you? I was sitting here first minding my own business when my big brother decided he wanted my seat. He sat on me! Can you believe the nerve of that dog?! I’m going to tell mom! Signed Squishy

Dear Squishy,

Snort – Well it looks like he wants what he wants. I’m not sure if I would fight him for that seat. Is there another place that’s comfy you can go or is he just throwing his weight around? If so, call in the humans for mediation my friend. Stay safe!

 

Dear Bacon,

It’s all about hygiene. We gotta keep these teeth nice and clean… and sharp. Do you brush and floss? Signed Feline Brusher

Dear Feline Brusher,

Mom brushes my teeth for me. It was a little weird at first but now I’ve kind of gotten used to the idea. There’s a lot to maintain this look. We gotta do what we gotta do my friend. Life is too short!

 

 
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Posted by on 05/14/2013 in Dear Bacon

 

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