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Dear Bacon –


Dear Bacon,

Hey dude, you got a problem, I’m the fix.  I may be small but I’m powerful.  If you need me, you have my number little man.  Signed Ninja Norris

Dear Ninja Norris,

WOW!  I’m kind of at a loss for words here.  Where did you ever find those little knives?  You look tough little man now put that Halloween costume away and behave like a good little hamster. 🙂


20121211-083312.jpgDear Bacon,

I read about you all of the time and your cape fascination.  I just wanted you to know that I have one too.  My master made me this cape and I wear it ALL OF THE TIME.  It’s like what the humans call a security blanket.  It gives me special powers.  I thought I would share a picture of me wearing it.  Signed Super Snoopy

Dear Super Snoopy,

I absolutely love that cape.  Is it silk?  I’m going to have to leave a picture of that on my pillow in hopes that someone at the Hotel Thompson will see it and ask Santa for it for me.  I think you look simply marvelous my little friend!  Wear it with pride!



Dear Bacon,

Quick, what’s the first thing you think of when you see us in this picture?  Come on, you gotta be thinking the same thing we are!  I knew it!  You think you can dance and do this too?  Signed Rockin’ Hamsters


Dear Rockin’ Hamsters,

That’s pretty cool dudes.  I like the way ya’ll move and think.  I think I’ll ask mom to put on some of that cool music and see if I can’t busta move tonight in my room.  I’ve got the perfect floor for it.  Keep rocking!





Dear Bacon,

Look at this little face.  How could anyone be in fear of me.  I see grown adults jump on a table and scream.  I’m not scary looking, am I?  I’m kind of taking things personally now.  Can we all just get along?  Signed Harmless

Dear Harmless,

I have to admit that you do look a little cute there in that picture.  I’m not sure if it’s the cute ears, adoring eyes or those cute little hands.  No, I wouldn’t be afraid of you my friend.  You are priceless!  I would definitely be your friend.  Hugs



20121211-083449.jpgHey Bacon,

Do you like play an instrument dude?  We put together a little band and we play once a week for all of our friends.  Perhaps you can join?  Signed Singing Merkats

Dear Singing Merkats,

I play a wind instrument but I’m not sure it would fit in your band.  You look good though in your picture with all of your little band instruments.  Maybe send me a CD to listen to.  That would be awesome!  Keep jamming!

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