Dear Bacon

Dear Bacon – All of these young gals cramming the local Starbucks in search of the perfect cup of Java. Who says that us dogs can’t appreciate this too?  I dressed up and walked into our local Starbucks – no one could tell the difference.  I had my hair did, my scarf and my doggy Uggs.  I ordered my double shot of Mocha and told them my name was Nicki with an “I”.  Can YOU tell the difference?  Signed Nicki

Oh Nicki – that is hilarious!  I absolutely love it and see no difference in you ordering your favorite cup compared to anyone else around here my friend.  I say sit back and enjoy that cup – you so deserve it!

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Dear Bacon – There I was playing with my favorite toy like I do all of the time – I love this toy!  That’s when things turned bad very quickly.  It attacked my face.  I can’t get it off.  I’m so glad the human found time FIRST to take a picture, don’t you?  Help please.  Signed Alien

Dear Alien – Snorts!  I’m laughing with you my friend – really.  I’ve seen this kind of contraption around here at the Hotel Thompson with Houdini playing with it.  I look don’t look forward to it when it attacks him – I can see it now “Toys Gone Wild”.

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Dear Bacon – What?  Don’t all households look like this at the end of the day with two strapping lads playing hard?  I mean what else are we to do when the humans are gone all day long without us?  So we play hard.  Signed Dos Destructives

Dear Dos Destructives – Snorts!  I’ve seen the Hotel Thompson look like that in two hours with a 6 pound Yorkie my friends.  Does it happen – yes.  All the time – um no.  I say you two did a fine job that day.  I’m sure your humans were greatly impressed… or not.  Maybe next time, clean up before they get home.

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 Dear Bacon – What out for me okay.  I know the staff keep this treats for me in this cabinet.  I just know it.  I’m going to take a peek while you watch out.  Give me a sign if you see them coming into the kitchen okay.  Signed Tip Toe

Dear Tip Toe – I think it’s the cabinet to the left of the one you are in… well it is here at the Hotel Thompson.  Let me ask you this though my friend.  Once you get the container, how will you open it?  Nods head – I see the lights coming on now on your face.  Maybe give it to the barky thing (if you have one) to play with for a while.  They are amazing at opening things.  Then you can blame it all on them.  I’m just sayin’.  Double snorts!

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Dear Bacon – Shaking my head in disgust.  The human was getting dressed and dropped this contraption on the floor.  I picked it up and got snagged myself.  Why do these things happen to me?  Signed Busted

Dear Busted – You poor thing my friend.  Sometimes it’s not good if it fits you must sits kind of situations.  I say plea to your human as soon as possible to get untangled in your weave of despair.  Good luck!

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Dear Bacon

Dear Bacon,

Don’t ask.  It was a dare. Those stupid cats think they know everything.  They dared me to do this. I did. They took pictures and now it’s all over the You Tube thingy.  And, I can’t get down.  Help. Signed Limbo

Dear Limbo,
That is quite the predicament you have there my friend.  I guess you could say your in between a rail and a staircase – snorts.  I’m sorry.  I shouldn’t snort.  Perhaps take the challenge and just jump down. Once you are down, find those purr things. Revenge is sweet.  Wishing you the best.

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Dear Bacon,
I got the coolest gift for Christmas.  I’ve been wearing these and freaking people out in the home and while walking.  Aren’t they just awesome?  Signed Bug Eyes

Dear Bug Eyes,
Snorts – I absolutely *love* them my friend.  They are so cool.  I can just see the people you pass as you are on your constitutional walk with your humans.  So much fun!!

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Dear Bacon,

The humans.  They are the strangest people. The little knee high human was blowing what they call bubbles at me.  These things were fascinating.  I couldn’t get enough.  They floated in the air but when I touched them, they went away.  Have you ever seen this witchery?  Signed Impressed

Dear Impressed,

I have never seen them in all of my life.  Your little knee high human must have special powers.  I would be hesitant around them and walk the line.  What if they trapped you in one of those bubbles?  hhmm – this is just most strange to me.  I must research this more with my human daddy.  Be careful my friend.

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Dear Bacon,

Today, I will be on the computer most of the day – just like those humans.  But, I don’t get it.  This computer is doing nothing.  Signed Confused

Dear Confused,
Okay, let me explain this to you my purr friend.  You don’t *sit* on the computer to be ‘on’ the computer.  You sit in front of the computer and type on the keyboard to surf the net.  Understand now?  Try it.  You’ll be surprised of the world out there at your claws.

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Dear Bacon,
I am SO with you on your Christmas tree escapade last year.  I understand completely.  The tree got tired.  I’m saying the same thing.  I walked by it and it fell.  It had nothing to do with me looking at the pretty shiny ornaments.  Shaking head – nothing at all.  Signed Busted

Dear Busted,
Oh dear kitty.  You see with at least my ordeal, I didn’t stay in the room for a picture.  You my friend got exactly what it is – busted.  The proof is in the picture.  Next time, flee fast on those little legs and act like you are asleep.  Not that I know from experience, but that might help your cause next time.

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Remember friends – keep the questions/pictures coming to me for my weekly Tuesday Dear Bacon issues.  You can send your questions/pictures to me at Baconthompson@gmail.com