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Goodbye Snow


It was really nice seeing you snow up close and personal.  I’ve always wondered about you.  How you would feel on my hooves and my snout.  If you would be freezing cold.  How much fun would you be running in and rolling around.  All of my questions got answered in the past couple of days.

You are freezing cold… especially on my undercarriage – bbrrr.  You crunch when I walked on you.  That was the strangest sound I’ve heard in a long time.  You made my snout cold and when snow got in my snout you made me sneeze.  You were fun for a while.  I’ll admit that.

But there were difficulties.  Like climbing back up my “slide” on the deck.  I couldn’t because you turned into mushy ice.  Ice is a mean bedfellow.  Mommy had to carry me up the deck stairs.  Yep, 50 pounds of wet pig she carried.  Poor mom’s back that was already hurting from chasing me in the yard.  What?  Don’t look so innocent.  You knew I was going to run around in you snow.  I had to.  Just to know what it felt like pouncing around in you and making little snow bunnies.  It was a once in a lifetime experience.  It really was.

So, goodbye snow.  We had fun.  We made snowmen.  We made snow bunnies.  I even tasted you.  Mom and dad says we only get you once in every blue moon when hell freezes over.  I’m good with that.  I am officially taking you off of my bucket list now.  Adios my cold friend.


Posted by on 02/01/2014 in Bacon


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Evaluate Your Life Day


Rocky the Squirrel Here –

Keeping my paws on the nuts of the world!



Today, October 19, 2013 is Evaluate Your Life Day.  What?  You don’t know what that is?  Really?  Let me explain.  Today is the day to think about where you are at, what you have done and what you still want to do in your life.  Make sense now?  It’s kind of a time to reflect your bucket list.

Today gives you time to reflect and pause upon your life.  Are things going well?  Are you happy where you are?  Where do you want to go to now?  Do a self evaluation and see your status.  I asked Bacon to do his and he listed some of the things below.

Found my forever home – done.  Secured my place in my forever home in the pecking order – done.  Wrapped mommy around my hooves – done.  Finally got cable hooked up to my television in my bedroom – done.  Went outside into nature – done.


  • Take over the world.
  • Wrap daddy around my hooves.
  • Scare Hemi one good time.
  • Eat a pumpkin.  I’ve heard they are really good.  I would like to try one.
  • Get my autographed poster from Miss Piggy.  I’m still waiting from my fan letter that I sent.  Can anyone help this pig out?
  • Step my hooves into the water at the beach.

So what is on your evaluation list today?


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