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A Note to Winter –

 
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Posted by on 02/25/2017 in Bacon

 

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Breaking News – STOP EVERYTHING!

 STOP EVERYTHING –

Oh my piggy – I’m so excited.  I haven’t been this excited since mom upgraded my cable in my bedroom on my flat screen television.  Last night, this was breaking news.  Oh my piggy heavens!  I have a chance.  Quick, I need a bath.  I need new clothes.  I need a stylist.  I need a plane ticket to Hollywood.  Someone set me up quick.

The woman of my dreams is not available – SQUEALS!

 
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Posted by on 08/05/2015 in Bacon

 

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A Note to Winter –

Dear Winter,

We are both adults.  But, I guess you didn’t hear me.  I didn’t want this to hurt.  But, I met someone else.  Her name is Summer.  She seems to like me, is very kind and doesn’t judge me.  You used to be the same.  We’d cuddle up before a fire, laugh at the world and still walk hand and hand outside.  But, you’ve changed.  You’ve frozen me out.  You’ve given me the cold shoulder.  You’ve taken the power from me.   You make me look foolish now, shivering in the ice.  It’s over between us Winter.  Goodbye.  You are dead to me.

 
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Posted by on 03/03/2014 in Bacon

 

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