Beware of the Crocs… and Gators

 What?  Looks innocent – not the kind of “croc” you expected?  Snorts with piggy laughter!

Now that we have the funny out of the way, I want to share with you something I saw on the news.  Have you ever heard of an orange colored alligator?  This picture gets credit to Leroy Burnell/The Post & Courier AP.  It was taken at a retention pond in Hanahan, South Carolina on February 9, 2017.  The gator was on the bank sunning himself.  Strange looking huh?  They are thinking that coloring is due from algae or a pollutant in the water but they are not sure.  I guess Mr. Gator would be all ready for Halloween, you think?  Of course there are some peeps calling Mr. Gator Trumpigator which is kind of a funny in way.  What do you think?

 

Welcome Mat?

I tried to explain to daddy that this mat would *not* get him any brownie points with mom.  Of course he doesn’t believe me.  He says I’m a pig and what do I know.  Snorts with piggy laughter.  He doesn’t have a clue does he?  What do you think?  Should I let him go ahead and buy this to teach him a lesson?

 

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Beware of the Crocs

 What?  Looks innocent – not the kind of “croc” you expected?  Snorts with piggy laughter!

 

Beware of Cat

 I need to *know* this cat – you? Snorts and oinks!

 

 

Dear Bacon – Sleeping Edition

 NOTE:  Due to Bacon’s Show and Tell coming out tomorrow (3/31/2015), I am featuring my weekly Tuesday edition of Dear Bacon issue today.  I hope you enjoy my friends!

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Dear Bacon –  When you are tired, you are tired.  What can I say?  I’ve watched the humans here at my paradise.  When they come home from work, they lay down on the couch and put their legs up.  I thought I would give it a whirl.  I gotta say, it’s awesome.  So relaxing and peaceful.  Have you ever tried this?  Signed Forty Winks

Dear Forty Winks –  You know you look so peaceful there my friend.  I’m going to have bounce the purr things off of the couch here, climb up and stretch on the big boy couch to see what it feels like.  I have gotten on mom’s love seat with her but somehow your position looks so appealing.  Thanks for the tidbit of information.  I’m off to see if purr things can fly now.  Snorts

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Dear Bacon – The mailman was being so rude when he snapped this picture.  Yes I was taking a power nap.  But let me set the record straight right now.  If he had opened the gate or stepped one toe into my space, I would have been on him like a casing on a sausage.  I’m just sayin’ – no joking around.  I protects what is mind.  Signed Power Pup

Dear Power Pup – You know my friend I believe you.  How dare that mailman take this photograph of you and send it to your humans.  I just know you will get even for that little mis-step… right?  I’m sure a great sneak attack barking ferociously will set that guy in his place… in more ways than one.  Keep me posted.

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Dear Bacon – My human said I was quote, “Flying off of the rafters” and advised me to take a nap.  Yes that is right.  She sent me to her room while she had company.  Hhmmphh – I was sore for a few minutes.  That is until I pounced on top of the big bed and got comfy on her pillow.  These humans have the life!  What luxury they sleep in – and they expect us to sleep on the floor.  I don’t think so.  This pillow is now marked MINE… all MINE.  Signed Spoiled Puss

Dear Spoiled Puss –  Hey, I’m with you my friend.  The humans do sleep in luxury.  I agree 100%.  That’s why every time I get a chance, I’m so on mom/dad’s Select Comfort bed right in the middle with *my* pillow.  And yep, I would be a 65 on the Sleep Number bed – snorts.  Happy Dreams.

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Dear Bacon – Our human went to sleep while we were out playing.  We heard them snoring. Dude, they can make the racket louder than any of us, right?  Well, me and my twin thought we would just stare at them until it woke them up.  Have you ever done this?  It’s a fun game.  The woke with a start.  I think we have powers… secret powers.  Signed Pig Powers

Dear Pig Powers – One pig to you two, I *know* we have super powers.  The humans just don’t realize it but they will soon when we take over the world!  Snorts – Pig Power

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Dear Bacon – Oh dude.  I went out last night with the boys and things got a little wild.  Okay maybe a LOT wild. I woke up like this on a picnic table in a yard I don’t know with none of my friends.  I don’t even know what we did.  Shakes head – what a night!  Signed Cat Calling

Dear Cat Calling – Oh my friend, you need to slow down and rethink your life.  You don’t even know what you did, where you ended up at and no friends to help you in case something happened while you were sleeping.  You might want to rethink that party life and focus on the future.  Your college cat calling nights on the fence might be over.  Take care of you okay!

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Beware My Friends – Cougar in Area

   Oh my friends – here’s another great sign I’ve recently seen and what better day to post along with my Park Rules from this morning.  I’ve heard these cougars can be dangerous – ferocious even.  Protect yourself NOW.  Have you heard about these dangerous animals?

 Snorts and rolls with laughter!

 

Daddy is Such a Smartie Pants

Daddy is such a funny human.  With our history, he thinks this sign would be perfect in the house.  I don’t think so much.  Mom is on the fence.  She laughed at it and thought it was cute – her words.  I’m not a fierce piggy.  I’m just a one person kind of pig and love my mommy.  You understand, don’t you?  So what do you think about this silly sign?