Dear Bacon

Dear Bacon,

This is my new bed that I got for my birthday.  I freaking love it!  No one messes with me when I’m sitting on top of it.  I wonder why?  Signed BatCat

Dear BatCat,
I like it!  I think it is so you.  So very awesome my friend.  I think my humans need to find me something as interesting for me to take a nap on in the living room.

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Dear Bacon,
The wife – she fell asleep on me.  I have no feelings in my arm.  And you know what, I will not move until she wakes.  That’s how much I love her.  Signed Lovesters

Dear Lovesters,
That my friend is love and so very sweet.  I do know what you mean.  Sometimes I have fallen asleep while mom is holding me and she does the same.  She will hold me while I sleep for hours.  It’s a great feeling.  You two lovebirds have an awesome year!

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Dear Bacon,
Consider yourself lucky that you are a guy.  It’s hard looking this good every day.  Just doing my hair takes a lifetime.  All you have to do is throw a cap on and go.  I only wish!  There’s shampooing, conditioner, gel, blowdry – oh the list could go on!  Signed Marilyn

Dear Marilyn,
I hear you my pet.  It may take you a while to get ready but let me tell you in two words what the results are – HUBBA HUBBA!  But even without all of that, you are a natural beauty and I would be very proud wondering the streets with you on my side!

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Dear Bacon,

This is what happens when grandma comes for a visit.  This lipstick is hard to get off.  Can you relate?  Signed Kissed

Dear Kissed,

Snorts my friend.  Grandma just LOVES her little granddog.  There’s no harm in that.  What’s a little soap and water with all of that loving you just got?  I’m all for it.  Enjoy it to the fullest my friend.

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Dear Bacon,
My humans are just ridiculous.  That’s it bottom line.  They got me this delicious snack treat and took my picture.  This was actually on our Christmas cards this year.  Pig, you gotta help me.  I feel so stupid.  Signed Lips

Dear Lips,
I’m sorry my friend.  I read your question and then looked at your picture.  For some reason, all I can think about is Mick Jagger.  I’m not sure what the connection is – the ears maybe?  Snorticles.  You see, humans do things that they think are funny.  Our jobs are to make them laugh and smile.  You fulfilled your job.  They love you pooch – enjoy it!

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Remember friends to send your questions/pictures to me at baconthompson@gmail.com

 

Dear Bacon – Special Edition – Dear Boo

This week is a really special edition of Dear Bacon.

My friend Boo at http://peacelovenwhiskers.com has volunteered to help me out once again with some special letters.  Boo concentrated really hard, read the letters and posted some awesome replies.  Please show some love to Dear Boo my friends!  And, don’t forget to go and visit him at his blog.  He’s still a kitten and is full of energy and spunk as you will see below 🙂  Enjoy

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Dear Boo,
What? We’re just taking a break, figured I would show you what true working mules really do. Not the easy job of going to birthday parties and having kiddies ride your back. No, this is hard hat and safety gear moving dirt sort of work. So when do you plan on joining us?
Signed Working 925 Mules

Dear 925 Mules,

I don’t think meowmy would want me playing in dirt, but I would look great in a pair of shades and a white hard hat. Meowmy would appreciate me wearing a safety vest though so she can see me better at night.  Signed Boo

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Dear Boo,

Why are they laughing? I just stuck my head in a bag of chips and this is what I came out of the bag with. Can you enlighten me as to what’s so funny? Signed in confusion, Duckface Dog

Duckface Dog,
If they are laughing then you are doing something right. I say prance around and enjoy the attention, then demand more chips. I would.  Signed Boo

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Dear Boo,

Here I am making my doggy treat withdrawal for the day. The humans wanted me to be more responsible with my treats so I opened an account. I’ve got about 20 dog bone treats deposited. Not bad for being a few weeks into the new year. How are your resolutions holding up?  Signed, Biscuit Keeper

Dear Biscuit Keeper,
I’m sorry I have 2 brofurs here and leaving treats unguarded in the house is dangerous. I wish I could deposit mine for safe keeping for later, but I‘m “live in the present” sort of kitty. But that’s for the advice. Love, Boo

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Dear Boo,

*yawns* I think it’s time for a cat nap, can I lay with you?  Yawning Piggy

Dear Piggy,
*yawns* Sure, but I don’t think you can quite sleep curled up like I do. And I think Meowmy will suspect that I was trying to harm you.  Your sleeping pal, Boo

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Dear Boo,

Eeeeeekk! It’s after me, quick hide me! Scared deer

Dear Scared Deer,

*eyes widen, crouches low, butt wiggles, leaps, catches*  Oh it’s just a little bat.. or squirrel, either way you are safe now my friend. You may want to take a flashlight next time you go into the woods.  Your rescuer, Boo

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A huge shout out and thank you for Boo for taking care of Dear Bacon this week. I really appreciate it pal!

**Remember, keep your pictures/questions coming.  Send them to me at Baconthompson@gmail.com