Dear Bacon

Dear Bacon – Summer really stinks.  It’s totally hot and uncomfortable.  All I can do is stand in front of the fan and let the breeze overtake me.  I just have to do something to cool me down.  Signed Flappy

Dear Flappy – Hey pal, whatever you need to do to keep you cool I say go for it!  Momma is a firm believer in her fan in this hot summer.  Can’t we just skip over that season?  I’m all for it.  Let’s start a petition.  What do you think?

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Dear Bacon – Hubba hubba little man.  I find you so fascinating.  I can’t believe a pig like you is still single.  What do you say we fix that problem?  Signed I Do

Dear I Do Don’t – Not that I’m totally not appreciative or anything but I’m just not ready to settle down like that.  You’re totally beautiful and I think you will find the perfect pig one day.  Don’t give up my friend.

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Dear Bacon – You talk about Houdini at the Hotel Thompson a lot of different times.  I just want you to know that I think I’m more spoiled than he is.  My humans actually dresses me too.  It’s a pain in the rump area but hey it makes them laugh.  You ever think about dressing up?  Signed Prissy

Dear Prissy – First off – you look adorable in your little outfit.  Your face doesn’t *look* like you’re enjoying it but hey if the humans are happy, right?  Second off – I can be a fussy little character.  I’m not too proud to say that.  I just don’t see me as a ‘dress’ up kind of guy.  Buy hey if the mom wanted too, I would let her.  Like you said, it makes the humans happy and smile.  That’s our jobs!

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Dear Bacon – Have you ever heard of the Red Hat Society?  I’m a member and they have monthly meetings.  I think you need to look it up in your area and do a posting on it.  I think it would be fascinating.  Signed  Fun Times

Dear Fun Times – I’ll do that!  I’ve heard mom talk about it with her friends.  There’s also purple hats, right?  🙂 See, I do pay attention even though sometimes mom doesn’t think so.  You wear that hat with pride and look forward to a posting in the future my friend.

 

Dear Bacon

Dear Bacon,

Summer really stinks.  It’s totally hot and uncomfortable.  All I can do is stand in front of the fan and let the breeze overtake me.  I just have to do something to cool me down.  Signed Flappy

Dear Flappy,

Hey pal, whatever you need to do to keep you cool I say go for it!  Momma is a firm believer in her fan in this hot summer.  Can’t we just skip over that season?  I’m all for it.  Let’s start a petition.  What do you think?

 

 

Dear Bacon,

Hubba hubba little man.  I find you so fascinating.  I can’t believe a pig like you is still single.  What do you say we fix that problem?  Signed I Do

Dear I Do Don’t,

Not that I’m totally not appreciative or anything but I’m just not ready to settle down like that.  You’re totally beautiful and I think you will find the perfect pig one day.  Don’t give up my friend.

 

Dear Bacon,

Hey little dude.  We just wanted to show you the next happening thing.  Us pigs are actually getting tattoos.  We think they’re awesome.  What do you think.  Can we put one on you?  Signed Artist

Dear Artist,

HHHMM, I think I’ll pass.  I’m sure the tattoo of MOM in a heart would look really awesome on me.  I just don’t think that I’m a tattoo kind of pig.  But hey, you rock it my friends! 

 

Dear Bacon,

You talk about Mouse Girl the purr thing at the Hotel Thompson a lot of different times.  I just want you to know that I think I’m more spoiled than she is.  My humans actually dress me.  It’s a pain in the rump area but hey it makes them laugh.  You ever think about dressing up Mouse Girl?  Signed Prissy

Dear Prissy,

First off – you look adorable in your little outfit.  Your face doesn’t *look* like you’re enjoying it but hey if the humans are happy, right?  Second off – Mouse Girl is a fussy little character.  She is strictly daddy’s girl and I just don’t see her letting me ‘dress’ her.  I on the other hand let mom dress me up from time to time.  Like you said, it makes the humans happy and smile.  That’s our jobs!

 

Dear Bacon,

Have you ever heard of the Red Hat Society?  I’m a member and they have monthly meetings.  I think you need to look it up in your area and do a posting on it.  I think it would be fascinating.  Signed  Fun Times

Dear Fun Times,

I’ll do that!  I’ve heard mom talk about it with her friends.  There’s also purple hats, right?  🙂 See, I do pay attention even though sometimes mom doesn’t think so.  You wear that hat with pride and look forward to a posting in the future my friend.

 

Hello Cousin!

This is my cousin, Sherlock Bones. He lives in Louisiana with my mom’s sister. Can you believe that only a couple of days separate us in age?

He loves his toys as well and sometimes his little squeaky toys don’t make it either. He’s going through a stage now where he likes to see them blow up all over the room. Don’t worry Sherlock – a couple of mine, as well as my beds, have done that in the past. It’s like snow everywhere – so festive! We enjoy the activity and the pretty stuff going all over but the humans not so much. Go figure. Maybe they need to try it before they so no. Just a thought.

Keep up the great work my cousin. Can’t wait to hear your latest tricks. Can you image if we lived closer what kind of turmoil we could get into? We need to hit up on some Facetime soon to discuss the possibilities.