Hello blogville. Let me introduce myself. My name is Sherlock Bones and I’m Houdini, Hemi and Bacon’s cousin. They have hired me this year to start patrolling. Patrolling for what you ask? Shivers – it’s almost time for that crazy little Elf on the Shelf Don Juan to come out for his season. This year, the guys want things a little different. They don’t want that monster Don Juan ruining their Christmas season as he has in years past. That’s where I come in. I have the bloodhound skills of tracking. They’ve hired me to patrol the little freaks door to make sure he doesn’t exit before his time…and if he does well I’m to ‘take care of it’ if you know what I mean.
You might see me around these parts here/there snooping out the psycho. Wish me luck… I think we will all need it here.
Door Watch 2016
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OMP – OMP – OMP! I’ve done it. I have found the *perfect* job. The pay is awesome – $44,350 a year! That’s some chunk change for this oinker. It’s great. It’s perfect. It’s right up my alley. It even includes perks like free meals (which is important to me), transport (which is good since I can’t drive) and accommodations. It would be almost like living here at the Hotel Thompson – snorts. What is it you ask?
A PANDA HUGGER! How cool is that? I can hug pandas – especially when I’m getting paid to do it. My only assignment is to spend “365 days with the pandas sharing in their joys and sorrows.”
Does that not sound prefect? Of course, I would have to move to China. But they have internet, right? I could still blog about my life there.
So what do you think? You think China is ready for me to become a Panda Hugger? Could mom/dad live without me here at the Hotel Thompson?
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Hello blogville. Let me introduce myself. My name is Sherlock Bones and I’m Houdini, Hemi and Bacon’s cousin. They have hired me this year to start patrolling. Patrolling for what you ask? Shivers – it’s almost time for that crazy little Elf on the Shelf Don Juan to come out for his season. This year, the guys want things a little different. They don’t want that monster Don Juan ruining their Christmas season as he has in years past. That’s where I come in. I have the bloodhound skills of tracking. They’ve hired me to patrol the little freaks door to make sure he doesn’t exit before his time…and if he does well I’m to ‘take care of it’ if you know what I mean.
Piglove 