Finally! I have proof about our arrangements here at the Hotel Thompson. You wouldn’t believe it. I was shocked myself. I’ve told you stories about that little monster Hemi who thinks he rules the roost here. He’s in charge as he likes to tell everyone. Trust me, to a certain point I let him believe that. He likes to *try* to put me in my place by slapping my butt with his huge MONSTER IN CHARGE paw. Usually when he does this, I squeal and run to mom. I mean, I’m a man pig but mommy can bring down the wrath on him – snorts.
Well last night, I was hiding sleeping on the sofa and he didn’t see me. What he did to daddy – shocking. I’m telling you – SHOCKING! This is just the proof of how wrapped he has daddy around his huge paws. What was that? You want to see my proof. Okay – here you go.
What do you think now? And look at that wicked look on his face! I just know this is going to end up on Investigative Discovery channel. I can see it now, “Animals that Kill”. Hemi will be the first one serving time. snorts!