There I was this morning looking at the news on my i-Pad. You know minding my own piggy business in a world all to myself. That’s when a friend of mine on Facebook showed on her page a picture of some wondrous food. I mean BIG time knock you on your piggy tail awesome food. I’m talking my daddy would absolutely LOSE his mind with this hamburger – see below. Was I joking?
So, I did what any decent pigson would do. I finished reading the article and then tapped down the hall to dad’s room. Of course I would say run but then we would all know I was lying. This pig doesn’t run. It’s bad on my knees. Oh my bad – I don’t have knees – snorts with piggy laughter. Trust me, once dad saw the article he quickly forgave me for the slight hoof mark I left on his ankle – only slight.
This monster of a burger is courtesy of a restaurant in Tampa, Florida called Datz and is called the Amazon Warrior Burger. It was created for the new movie Wonder Woman that is now currently showing in theatres. It was only available for one day – bummer. It would have been an awesome trip. So what makes this burger warrior material? You tell me – here are the ingredients:
The bun is sourdough and decorated with white cheddar and American cheese starts. The bun has also been dyed red, gold and blue. There are two beef patties broked up – wait for it – by a slice of pineapple!
So, what do you think my friends. Are you game for a warrior burger? Licks my piggy lips now.