OMP – OMP – OMP! I’ve done it. I have found the *perfect* job. The pay is awesome – $44,350 a year! That’s some chunk change for this oinker. It’s great. It’s perfect. It’s right up my alley. It even includes perks like free meals (which is important to me), transport (which is good since I can’t drive) and accommodations. It would be almost like living here at the Hotel Thompson – snorts. What is it you ask?
A PANDA HUGGER! How cool is that? I can hug pandas – especially when I’m getting paid to do it. My only assignment is to spend “365 days with the pandas sharing in their joys and sorrows.”
Does that not sound prefect? Of course, I would have to move to China. But they have internet, right? I could still blog about my life there.
So what do you think? You think China is ready for me to become a Panda Hugger? Could mom/dad live without me here at the Hotel Thompson?
Piglove 