Oh my friends. It’s February 14th. Do you know what that means – besides Valentine’s Day? It means that today – the sweetest day of the year – mom gets to go to the movies (dad’s treat) and she gets to pick what movie she wants to see. And here at the Hotel Thompson – we ALL know exactly what that movie is going to be – Fifty Shades of Grey. Has your human read this book? Rolls piggy eyes – oh dear piggy heavens. Help us. Really help us.
Mom didn’t hope the Grey train until late. She finally got a special on her phone where she could purchase all four books. Let me tell you my friends. That was a bad mistake. I don’t care where mom went – to the dentist, waiting in line, at a restaurant, even sometimes at work – she would whip that fun out, start reading and fanning herself.
She has been waiting and waiting for the movie to come out, checking the calendar until the D date. Of course daddy has been watching her calendar and shaking his head because he knows he has to take her today.
In honor of sweet dad and mom, I thought I would share with you some other Fifty Shades I have found that I personally think would be funny. What about you?
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