A day all to myself – International Bacon Day 2014!
A celebration of bacon – the pig – moi. Okay so maybe *I* won’t celebrate today like some humans or other anipals but I will celebrate my day. I mean how many people have a holiday for them – BACON DAY? Snorts – bring on some fun my friends!
Today, I will be HAMbassador of this day. This is me getting my “hams” massaged by mommy. Noticed the smile on my face. I’m as happy as a pig in mud. No, wait a minute. What does that saying mean? “As happy as a pig in mud”. Isn’t that dirty and messy AND outside? Why would I be happy dirty and messy and outside? That doesn’t make sense. Let me rephrase that. I’m as happy as a spoiled rotten miniature pot bellied pig that stays inside and has his own room and his own television and his own bed. There – that’s more exact, you think? Snorts.
On this day, I proclaim it’s me day. I shall do nothing. I shall be cuddled. I shall be loved. I shall be waited on hand and feet (literally). I shall be fed grapes off of a stem. I shall have control of the remote control. I shall do no wrong.
uum… wait a minute. I get all of that every day, not just today on my special day. Let me rethink real quick. Okay I got it.
I proclaim today International Bacon Day. A day of no wrong. Sammy – will you be my court jester? Let’s celebrate this special day with all of our special friends here! All hail Bacon Day!