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Paw Time with Houdini

Hello peeps.  This is me everyday when mom leaves the Hotel Thompson.  I crawl on the back of mom’s chaise and hang out waiting for her return.  Of course, I get down to refuel with a bite to eat or drink of water… or go potty.  But then it’s back up on the chaise for mommy patrol.  This is the *best* spot to wait for her.  I can look out the window and look for her car to pull up.  And then when she walks through the door, she knows better to be holding anything because I’m going to jump right into her arms.  Nah, don’t worry.  She will always catch me.  Right?

Hope you have a blast of a weekend.  I leave you now with Jokes with Daddy.

 

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Paw Time with Houdini

So since mom/dad deserted went to Chicago, Illinois last week, us anipals got to go to Nana’s for a somewhat vacation of our own. This is me telling Nana’s dog Dingo all about the treatment we got.  Dingo completely understood.  But I’m a creative genius cause you know I made the best out of the situation.  I would like to tell you how but sometimes thinks that happen at Nana’s must be kept at Nana’s.  It’s the Nana Code.  You can spill how much more spoiled Nana makes you.  Seriously.  I’m sure you understand.  But mom/dad have come home now – thank goodness.  And it looks like mom/dad had a great time.  So for now, I leave you with Jokes with Daddy.  Enjoy my friends!

 

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Paw Time with Houdini

Barks with puppy laughter!!  Oh my friends last weekend I had the bestest time ever.  First I went to my spa appointment.  There is just something so relaxing about a long hot oatmeal bath followed by a puppy massage.  Then my groomer cut me into a cute little style, dried and primped me up to look so darn cute for mommy when she picked me back up.  When mom/dad picked me back up, mom just gushed and kept giving me kisses.  She said I was her cutest little puppy.  Of course I gave her kisses too.

Then we all got into the Prius (which is awesome – I can see out all of the windows!) to drive home.  But on the way home, mom made what she called a detour.  And I have to tell you, I liked this detour thing.  Mom got me my very first ever Puppicino – thud puppy down.  That thing was fantastic!  My first taste made both of my ears go up.  Then I had to go deep down into the cup and got it all over my face.  Mom just laughed when she cleaned me up.

After I got home, mom washed my face more and I was just darn tuckered out.  Who wouldn’t be, right?  Mom said she could tell by the look on my face that I was tired so she tucked me into the big bed and laid down with me for what she called a nanny nap.  I so enjoyed that!

Yawns, I think I might still be tuckered out.  So now my friends I’m going to leave you with Jokes with Daddy.  Take it away pop!

 

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Paw Time with Houdini

Lowers my head in shame.  Mom told me… are you ready for this… that I look like a hot mess.  I don’t get it.  I had to lay down to digest and think about what she said.  What does a hot mess exactly mean?  Then I heard her on the phone with my spa lady Kim.  That made me happy.  I ❤ going to the spa.  There’s something so relaxing about having an oatmeal bath.  That’s the life.  I guess if a hot mess leads to this, I’m good with it.  What do you think?  So tomorrow I’ll be thinking about you while I’m taking my bath, getting my puppy massage and a full cut.  I think I need a cut.  My hair is so long it’s in my eyes.  Now that I think of it… mom’s hair is in her eyes too.  Maybe she is a hot mess?  Barks and rolls with puppy laughter.

Now my friends I leave you in good paws with Jokes from Daddy.  Enjoy!

 

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Paw Time with Houdini

What does one do on a cold and rainy day?  Well us anipals here at the Hotel Thompson find warm spots and take a little shut eye.  You see mom and me were on the sofa first listening to the rain outside the front window.  It was peaceful so I shut my eyes.  The next thing I knew, Hemi joined the party by sitting on mom’s legs.  Bacon was sleeping in his room and dad was on the other sofa sleeping.  It passed for rainy day time in the living room.  Mom said she would have made a fire for all of us but she didn’t want to get up and wake us all up again.  Do you have these kind of days too?  Aren’t they the best?  After a while, I think we finally moved to the bedroom for naptime together.  It was a great lazy Sunday day afternoon after all 🙂

Now I leave you with Jokes from Daddy.  I actually got him to record a new one for you today.  Have fun!

 

 
 

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Paw Time with Houdini

Yawns!  Sometimes a dog can play too hard and too fast.  I know it’s strange but it’s true.  I blame it on Hemi and Bacon.  Really it’s their fault.  Both of them got me started the other night chasing me around the Hotel Thompson.  Mom finally had to pick me up to slow me down.  She said my heart beat was going a mile a minute.  I don’t understand that but those two brothers of mine had me running.  One would tag me and then the other would tag me and I just couldn’t take it.  I wanted to keep up with the big boys.  Mom says I’m not made like that.  I don’t know what she’s talking about.  My heart is as big as a St. Bernard.  I just can’t help it that my size doesn’t match.  Do you have problems like that too?  yawns…. I think it’s time for another nap.  Ya’ll keep running my friends.

 

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Paw Time with Houdini

Can you say this is the look of someone who got busted?  Barks with puppy laughter.  Mom said I got quiet and she said a quiet anipal is an anipal getting into trouble.  I don’t know why she would say that about me.  I mean heck we could all understand it if she was talking about that Hemi.  Hemi – now that’s trouble.

But I got quiet.  I took my Easter chick and I went to the most comfortable space in the entire Hotel Thompson – mom/dad’s bedroom.  I moved the comfortable and dug down to the sheets because they are soft on my belly.  I then started a one on one interrogation of Mr. Chick.  He wasn’t speaking at first but then he started spilling information with quacking sounds – I guess you could say he sung like a bird.

And that’s how mom found us.  All comfortable having a nice chat on the comfy bed.  Okay… I might have slept a bit too here/there.  That accounts for the bed head.  But hey, when you’re tired – you are just tired, right?

 

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Paw Time with Houdini

Barks – mom did you call me?  Cause I could have sworn I heard a wrapper – what was it?  A piece of cheese?  A cracker?  Potato chips?  I know you called my name – barks with puppy laughter.  Mom started laughing at my picture.  We were both taking a nap.  Mom got up to go to the potty.  I was comfortable so I stayed.  I was sound asleep too.  That’s when I swore I heard mommy call my name – HA!  Mom did share a small piece of cheese with me in the end.  See, I told you she called my name.

 

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Paw Time with Houdini

Barks!  Do you ever play hide and go seek with your humans?  I love that game!  One day this week, mom came home from the worky place and I wasn’t in my usual position guarding the front door via the top of the chaise.  It worried mom so she called my name.  I didn’t come.  So mom then went into immediate worry mode and went to find me.  I was curled up under mom’s blanket in the big bed.  I was just so tired from guarding the house that the time got away from me.  That and of course I was warm and toasty from being under the blankets.  Of course she had to pick me up and cuddle me while she walked around the house.  Hey, maybe I should ‘hide’ like this more often… you think?

 

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Paw Time with Houdini

There we were this past week all cozy at the Hotel Thompson.  Mother Nature is still being psycho.  Some days it was hot while other days it was cold.  Mom was so cold that one day she just couldn’t get warm.  So what did she do?  She put on her puppy onesie.  It actually has paws, a hood with ears and a tail.  She was hilarious in this get up.  And it has feets as well.  She was rocking it and getting warm.  I snuggled up next to her and we were both snoozing in no time.  I agree to this outfit.  Do you have a onesie?  What kind do you have?  Mom should have put my onesie on as well.  We could have both strutted around the Hotel Thompson together.

 

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