Dear Bacon – Listen the water is fine my four legged pot bellied piggy. Why don’t you come for a swim with me. I’ll even teach you how to swim under the water. I’m sure you will catch on fast. What do you think? Signed Mr. Friendly
Dear Mr. Friendly – Not that I don’t appreciate your well… friendness but I think I’ll pass. For some reason, I think it’s better for this little oinker to stay on dry land, far away from the water and far, far away from your swimming lessons. Call it a premonition if you will.
But, carry on my friend and thank you… really.
Dear Bacon – The nerve of our family vet. Can you believe that (A) they had the nerve to come near my captains quarters with that proby thing and (B) they told my humans that *I* needed to go on a DIET?! What in the world was he thinking? Don’t my humans pay for his sound advice? What kind of crap advice is this? I think the look on my face tells you everything I think. Signed Tiny
Dear Tiny – Oh dear. That proby thing is awful. It must be a torture device from centuries long ago. Yep, that’s what I think. And that look on your face. Oh my. You are certainly not happy. And well… looks down at my pot belly. I am one NOT to give any advice to you on that four lettered dirty word – D.I.E.T. Shakes head – nope.
Not the one to do that at all my friend.
Dear Bacon – I see you – purr snicker. I have my eyes on your activities good or bad. I’m reporting back to that Evil Elf of yours Don Juan. You just wait. You’re going to get it when he comes out in November. Signed The Watcher
Dear The Watcher – Really?! It’s not bad enough that I have rogue elf that watches my every move, you’re going to as well? Rolls piggy eyes and walks away. This is so not fair in this oinker’s life. Can’t we all just get along? Snorts
Dear Bacon – I hate it when I get into trouble here at my casa. Can you believe that my humans make me face the couch and sit here in time out? It’s so humiliating. Signed Unhappy Pooch
Dear Unhappy Pooch – WOW my friend. That is some look you have there facing your tomb of doom. It’s just not right. And to put you in this time out right in the middle of the living room where you can hear and see all of the fun activities going on around you. Shakes piggy head and clicks tongue. Nope, just not right. I’m sorry pal. Maybe when you come out of serving your time, you just ignore those humans. Show them who is getting timeout there. Don’t give them any affection.
None whatsoever… can you last like what five seconds? Hang in there my bud!
Dear Bacon – I double kitty dare you to try this maneuver. Heck, I triple meow dare you. I dare you to put your back legs up over your head. In fact if you can do this position, I will personally come over every day and give you a piggy massage – heck I’ll even clean up your room for you. Signed Fear Factor Feline
Dear Fear Factor Feline – Really?! That’s okay my furry friend. That’s what I have my mommy for – massages and cleaning – snorts. Let’s hope that cannon of yours doesn’t go off while you are bent legs over head.
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Dear Bacon – Summer really stinks. It’s totally hot and uncomfortable. All I can do is stand in front of the fan and let the breeze overtake me. I just have to do something to cool me down. Signed Flappy
Dear Flappy – Hey pal, whatever you need to do to keep you cool I say go for it! Momma is a firm believer in her fan in this hot summer. Can’t we just skip over that season? I’m all for it. Let’s start a petition. What do you think?
Dear Bacon – Hubba hubba little man. I find you so fascinating. I can’t believe a pig like you is still single. What do you say we fix that problem? Signed I Do
Do Don’t – Not that I’m totally not appreciative or anything but I’m just not ready to settle down like that. You’re totally beautiful and I think you will find the perfect pig one day. Don’t give up my friend.
Dear Bacon – You talk about Houdini at the Hotel Thompson a lot of different times. I just want you to know that I think I’m more spoiled than he is. My humans actually dresses me too. It’s a pain in the rump area but hey it makes them laugh. You ever think about dressing up? Signed Prissy
Dear Prissy – First off – you look adorable in your little outfit. Your face doesn’t *look* like you’re enjoying it but hey if the humans are happy, right? Second off – I can be a fussy little character. I’m not too proud to say that. I just don’t see me as a ‘dress’ up kind of guy. Buy hey if the mom wanted too, I would let her. Like you said, it makes the humans happy and smile. That’s our jobs!
Dear Bacon – Have you ever heard of the Red Hat Society? I’m a member and they have monthly meetings. I think you need to look it up in your area and do a posting on it. I think it would be fascinating. Signed Fun Times
Dear Fun Times – I’ll do that! I’ve heard mom talk about it with her friends. There’s also purple hats, right? 🙂 See, I do pay attention even though sometimes mom doesn’t think so. You wear that hat with pride and look forward to a posting in the future my friend.
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Dear Bacon – What’s happening pig? So like here is the problem dude. I think like I’m a happening cat. I got the moves like Jagger. I wear my hoodie. My parents still want to treat me like a kitty – what’s up with that? Signed Rap Cat
Dear Rap Cat – Slow your roll purr thing. You are still a babe. You’re not a member of the group Stray Cats.
I’m not sure if you been told this but you are pussy cat, not a rap cat. I hate to be the bearer of the bad news.
Quit trying to go all jive in front of your parents. Save the rap when they go to bed at night. I bet they would love to hear that in the middle of the night.
Dear Bacon – I have a small problem. As you can see, my parents think I’m their personal marshmallow holder. I can’t help that my fur is thorny. What am I to do? – Signed Thorny
Dear Thorny – Give me a minute to pick myself up from off the floor. I’m sorry dude. That’s the funniest picture I’ve seen in some time. You’re parents are really original. I know it may seem like a pain in your side – HA – but go with it. They can rent you out to parties and such – you can make money and save for your retirement. I say go with it and make the best out of it little guy.
Dear Bacon – Finally I have proof with this picture! When I get in trouble, my parents put me in a corner and point their fingers at me. What’s a kitty to do? Signed – Hands Up in the Air
Dear Hands Up in the Air – Take your hands down from the air. Use those paws that you have and swat those fingers. They won’t be putting baby in the corner anymore.
Dear Bacon – I’ve read your blogs. You talk about bed head. Come on pig – look at this picture. I think I have you down on bed head. Signed – Bed Head Extraordinaire
Dear Bed Head – You got me. Now please go shower and fix yourself up. You’re scaring the viewers.
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Dear Bacon – I’ve been hiding most of the day from my brother. I ate his breakfast. There I admit it. I ate his breakfast. So what. He snoozed and he lost. Now though, I feel like he’s been stalking me all day. Every time I turn around, I can feel him watching me. He’s watching me right now isn’t he? Signed Big Trouble
Dear Big Trouble – Oh my friend. There are just certain things in life that we don’t do. Eating your brother’s food is one of them. There will be something to pay for this. You might as well just push your bowl of kibbles his way tonight to make up for it. Trust me, with the evil look he is giving you, it might be the right move.
Dear Bacon – There’s a standing rule in this house whether your are anipal or human, when one is sleeping you do not wake them. I have to go wizzle. I’ve had this strange feeling for a LONG time. But, as you can see kitty is sleeping on me. If I move, she will wake. If I wake her, she will be in a bad mood. So I wait with this pained look on my face. Signed Helpless.
Dear Signed Helpless – I know the feeling my friend. Well personally I don’t know the feeling but my mom knows the feeling. She has been in your position numerous times with one of us in her arms. Just keep your head up and those legs tight.
Dear Bacon – Who says that humans can be the only ones with teddy bears. Here is mine. He’s my buddy. We go every where together. We are playing patty cakes here in the picture. He’s slow in catching the patterns but he will learn. Signed Bear Times Two
Dear Bear Times Two – Hey my friend. Nobody can say anything bad about this. It’s totally cute! You always have a friend with you. Keep teaching him the patty cake song – he might just catch on soon. Did you see the movie Ted? It could happen!
Dear Bacon – What? It was Curious George and I am Curious too. I want to know what made George so Curious. He was totally full of fluff – I knew it. Nothing between those ears but white fluff. Guess he won’t be curious much longer huh? Signed Curious Too
Dear Curious Too – Now the world knows. White fluff is what put Curious George together. Hilarious. Looks like he might need some reconstruction surgery there. Does your house have a BooBoo Facility like here at the Hotel Thompson? If so, get him in surgery STAT.
Dear Bacon – Am I the only dog that has a snake for a sister? I mean, I know we both have the same body type but this doesn’t seem natural to me. I don’t think we look alike at all. I’m so confused and a little scared. Signed Confused Dog Brother to a Snake
Dear Confused Dog Brother to a Snake – WOW! First off, we need to talk about you my friend. Wipe that scared look right off of your face. Dude up right now. You are a MAN doggy. Ssnnaakkee – is a girl. You need to set up your area – start marking your territory. Don’t let her know that you are scared of her… because personally I would be too but we are men anipals. Show no fear. Then work your sister to your advantage. Treat her as such. Most men take care of their sisters. And in turn, they take care of YOU. Who in the neighborhood is going to mess with YOU now? If they do, bring your sister along. I can assure you, you will be king of your hood. Now, off you go to make nice with your ssiisstteerr. Let me know how things work out for you okay.
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Dear Bacon – I’m just being friendly. That’s it. Really I am. He looked so lonely in the cage. I just thought I would pop in to say hey and you know give him a reassuring pat of assurance from me. That’s it. Really. Signed Felix the Friendly Kitty
Dear Felix the Friendly Kitty – Sure buddy. Whatever you say. Just remember though that the proof is now in pictures. That means no mistakes in your friendly ‘pats of assurance’. Just sayin’ my friend.
Dear Bacon – I’ve heard you come from a long line of football players. We know not players per say but footballs themselves – Barks! Well, we gotta game going in our hood all of the time. Next time you are in the area, join us. And don’t worry, we won’t deflate the ball at all. Signed Peyton, Tom, Eli and Brady
Dear Peyton, Tom, Eli and Brady – What guys you are. Thanks for the invite and I will definitely keep that in mind. Can’t wait for the football season to start this year!.
Dear Bacon – There was this pot that mom had on the porch. She grows beautiful things in it. So I was thinking that I’m a puppy and maybe for me to grow into something beautiful, I would pot myself. I jumped in and added water. Is it working yet? Signed Puppy Flower
Dear Puppy Flower – I don’t really think that is how it happens my friend. But on the other hoof, you look really cute in that bucket. And hey you got a bath out of it too. I say just be you. You are going to grow up soon enough. And remember one final thought buddy. You are already beautiful.
Dear Bacon – Sometimes no matter how small you are, one needs to draw the line. The humans put me in a wine glass. What.were.they.thinking? A wine glass. I’m not a wine glass kind of pup. I think I’m more of an oversized coffee cup kind of pooch. What do you think? Signed Small Barks
Dear Small Barks – I have to say my friend, either way I think you are cute in either a wine glass or a coffee cup. I think you should play it for everything it’s worth. Make the humans pay in so many different ways – extra treats, extra puppy chow. .
Dear Bacon – I have to say a puppy power nap is sometimes the best thing you can do. I highly recommend them any time during the day or night. Take notes from me pal. Don’t forget your blankie and pillow. Signed Sleepy Town
Dear Sleepy Town – WOW! You are the posted child for a puppy power nap my friend. I love it and trust me. I am so taking notes!
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Dear Bacon – I gotta share my most funniest thing in the entire house to do. Hang off of this magical roll of fluff! Meows – it’s the bestest! Have you ever tried this? Signed Kitty Roll
Dear Kitty Roll – Snorts! Looks down at my pot belly. Nope. Can’t say that I’ve ever done that before in my life. For some reason, I don’t think this pot belly would allow it. But you are right about one thing my friend. That is a magical roll for the humans. They love it!
Dear Bacon – I think everyone should show their colors and heritage. This is me and my garb. What do you think? Signed Scotty
Dear Scotty – Dude, I think you look righteous in your outfit! In fact, I could say that you rock! I’ve gotta research my history and see what my ancestry is like. Of course, whatever I find will look nothing like you. You are gorgeous!
Dear Bacon – There we were in the parking lot of the local Petsmart. Mavis bet me that I wouldn’t go in the store. Well, I showed her. I went into the store, said hey to the cashier who gave me a biscuit and left. Easy as pie. Okay, maybe not. Maybe I took more than one cookie and maybe I left a little drizzle from the excitement. Regardless I’m a bad boy. Signed Bad Boy
Dear Bad Boy – WOW! So that was you I heard squealing out of the local Petsmart parking lot. Next time remember – sometimes one has to look like a regular guy to get away. No speeding my friend. You may hurt someone..
Dear Bacon – I’m the top champion of the hide and go seek series in our area. I thought I would share this picture that made me top dog. Signed See Me if You Can
Dear See Me if You Can – Oh my goodness my friend. You are the world’s best at hide and go seek. I wonder if you can teach me some of your tricks. They are awesome!
Dear Bacon – My humans will get pay back from this outrageously stupid shirt they have placed on me. I am not fat. I am fluffy. There is a difference. Oh wait – is that food I hear hitting my bowl… gotta walk fast to it. Talk Later. Signed Puss in Shirt
Dear Puss in Shirt – Oh my. Fat – nah. Fluffy – sure. Houdini goes through that all of time. Extra fur well it does make you fluffy. I see that. Now you enjoying a little too much food – looks down at my pot belly – I can see that too from my prospective. All of the time. I say hey if it’s not broken, there’s no need to fix it. As far as your human goes, pay back can be made… I’m sure you can come up with something. A strategically placed fur ball in one’s human shoe comes to mind 🙂
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Dear Bacon – You see sometimes when a mommy and daddy get together, something as cute as me comes out between them. They said that a little stork brought me to them. I think it’s kind of cool and they look very much in love. What say you my friend? Signed Tiny
Dear Tiny – I have to agree 100% my little friend. You are a special little tyke made up of your mom and dad who look totally in love. Make them proud and grow up to be a wonderful kitty with lots to give.
Dear Bacon – This is my life. I was raised with these two purr things and they have been so very good to me. I know I’m not a kitty but does that really have anything to do with the bigger picture when you’re full of love in your life? Signed Bun Bun
Dear Bun Bun – I think you have it right on target my smart little friend. As long as there is love, nothing else much matters. You are one very lucky little fellow.
Dear Bacon – I just thought I would share my picture with you of me, my brother and dad. We are little guys. Sometimes you just need to climb up on pop and let him carry you, right? I read about your love/hate relationship with your human daddy. Perhaps you should take our advice and climb on his lap and let him love you for a while? Signed Koala Travels
Dear Koala Travels – You are so very right my friends. Sometimes out of the mouth of babes comes the most valuable advice.
I shall take the time today and crawl on dad’s lap for some loving. I don’t know which one will be more surprised – me, mom or dad! Snorts.
Dear Bacon – Okay I admit it. I got a little carried away last night when the humans turned in for the night. Somehow, the Makers Mark liquor came out, it got dressed and I wore a night cap. I’m not sure what the order was but this is how my humans found me this morning. Do you think I need help? Signed Rin Tin Drunk
Dear Rin Tin Drunk – Friend, the first thing in life is admitting you have a problem. I think we all can figure out which came first… the bottle, the sweater and possibly the night cap. At least you got out the good stuff in Maker’s Mark – snorts. Maybe you should contact a DAA (Doggy Alcoholics Anonymous) in your area for a little chat.
Dear Bacon – I know you can’t tell from this picture, but I’m the one that runs this house. Yep, that’s right. All three pounds of fur reaching up from the pooch – I’m the one in charge here. What? You thought it was the barky thing? Really? What would give you that idea? Signed Fluffy
Dear Fluffy – Snorts! You are small, brave and in charge with a sense of humor. I love that my little furry purr friend. I’m a firm believer that if it’s not broke, don’t fix it. Carry on in charge!
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Dear Bacon – Do you ever just have one of those days that you just can’t wait to fling yourself into your bed, the masters bed or someones bed? It was a long day for me when my master caught me in this picture. It’s hard work protecting the house, sleeping, running and grooming oneself. Signed Tuckered Tom Cat
Dear Tuckered Tom Cat – There’s not much slinging I can do with this pot belly but I have seen mom come home from the worky place and sling herself into her bed. Sometimes the day can be long and stressful. Meditate my friend.
Dear Bacon – There’s nothing like getting up in the morning and doing that first stretch of the day. It helps to set the tone of the day and get all of the muscles waking up. Do you stretch? Signed Stretch Arm Cat
Dear Stretch Arm Cat – You can often find me stretching like that throughout the house. My favorite time is beside mom on the couch. Why? Because she laughs at me and anytime I can make her laugh is a good thing.
She says when I stretch on the couch I make stretchy sounds through my mouth. I can’t help it. It feels totally rad!
Dear Bacon – Today Bacon let’s talk about cats and how intelligent *they* are in society. You’re not the only one that is smart. I have a sciene degree in cataology. Notice my theories on the chalk board behind me and take notes my friend. Signed Professor Meow
Dear Professor Meow – I’m impressed with you, your theory and your little bow tie. You go on my feline friend and teach on.
I give you two hooves up (only because if I give you four hooves up I will fall over) for your extended education.
Dear Bacon – Jet power – that is where the future is in transportation. My human says it’s the black beans I had for dinner but I’m sticking with jet power! Signed Flying Kitty
Dear Flying Kitty – PLOL (Pig Laughing out Loud). I don’t know my friend. I might have to side with your human on this one. I know I myself can relate to those black beans and especially cabbage! Cabbage is *always* the culprit that does ‘jet power’ for me. But it doesn’t matter how much cabbage I eat.
I don’t think there’s enough in this world to make this little miniature pot bellied pig fly! Be safe my friend.
Dear Bacon – It all started with our daily inspirational reading last night. We discussed Moses parting the Red Sea and I was intrigued with the humans. If they can do it, why can’t I? I prayed about it and tried. Well, let’s just say the jump and first step was probably the best being camera worthy. After that, I sunk like the Titanic. Signed Wet Kitty
Dear Wet Kitty – At least you had the faith and attempted. I applaud you for partaking in the daily bread. Keep up the great work and try to stay dry my four legged friend.
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Dear Bacon – They are right when they say the eyes are the first to go. These days, I’m having to wear glasses just to get around the neighborhood.
I know other dogs make fun of me and it kind of hurts my feelings. What should I do? Signed Four Doggy Eyes
Dear Four Doggy Eyes – Hey guy, if it helps you to see I wouldn’t care what other dogs think about it. One day, they are going to experience problems as well. They are being doggy bullies and you know what.
Bullying is totally unacceptable in any form in any way – humans or animals.
Hold your head up high my friend. Wear those great looking glasses with pride!
Dear Bacon – Around these parts, they call me Sheriff Groucho. I love protecting my house and yard wearing my outfit. Sometimes, the humans even walk me through the neighborhood and so I can protect and serve other animals in the hood. It’s what I do. Signed Sheriff Groucho
Dear Sheriff Groucho – Hey, I like the look. I think it’s great that you are taking care of your neighborhood like that. If only other animals great and small would take charge and take back their own neighborhoods, it would be a wonderful place to live. Almost like Mr. Rogers neighborhood. I could see me living there.
Keep up the great work my friend. I think you deserve a pat on the back and a good job well done!
Dear Bacon – You talk about your mommy reading you bedtime stories all of the time. I like to read my own. I especially like Dr Seuss Go Dog Go. Have you read it? Signed Smart Pooch
Dear Smart Pooch – I haven’t heard of that book. I’m going to have to get mom to get a copy so she can read it to me one night. Thanks so much for the suggestion. I love how you hold your book. I only wish my hooves could accomodate that move.
Dear Bacon – You know riding a hog is just not for the humans – no pun intended. Sometimes on nice days outside, I like to jump my bike and ride. I like to feel the wind going over my body.
Do you like to ride? Signed Harley the Frog
Dear Harley the Frog – I like that bike. I absolutely love the color. Your legs are a tad bit longer than mine. I have short legs unfortunately.
It would be fun to feel the wind blowing through my hair though. I may have to see what I can do about that. Keep riding my friend and stay safe.
Dear Bacon – Some days, it doesn’t pay to even get out of bed. On this day in fact, I went from on top of the bed to under the bed. I just passed out and slept until the world was nicer to me. Do you ever have those days? Signed Pooch in Life
Dear Pooch in Life – I do have days where I go back to my bed until I feel better. It’s not every day. It just seems like some days Mother Nature is out to get you and throws lemons at you. Instead of passing it on to the humans, I sleep it off as well. I don’t have the back sleeping going on like you do but it looks comfortable!
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Dear Bacon – I love water – I mean I L.O.V.E. water. I love it!
I get in it every chance I get.
Can you tell? LOVE WATER!! This is my happy face!! Signed Waterdog
Dear Waterdog – Nah, I can’t tell. Let me get this straight – you love water? Snort –
Dear Bacon – I love playing hide and go seek out in nature. It’s so much fun! My best place to hide is on a tree that blends in with my fur tones.
Don’t you love playing too?! Signed – Come and Find Me
Dear Come and Find Me – You are good at that game. You know who else is good at hide and go seek? Bashful my pet rock. He hid in the fish tank with the other rocks one afternoon and it took me over an hour to find that little fellow!
I’m glad I did though – he was getting tired of holding his breath. He said he almost drowned! Keep playing my friend!
Dear Bacon – The humans – they think they are so funny. They took me for my spring cut. Just a little off the back they said. This is what I came home with. I’m so embarrassed. What am I to do? Signed Wacky Cut
Dear Wacky Cut – Let’s step back and look at this with a fresh set of new eyes. You can’t change what’s been done and undo it. So, I say wear it with a statement. Make a trend in that neighborhood of yours. Next thing you know, the other dogs might be going to the groomer wanting the ‘Wacky Cut’ look and you’ve started a trend. It is hair and it will grow back.
In the mean time, strut it!
Dear Bacon – The humans have this table cloth in the kitchen that I just can’t keep off of it. I like to play the game Twister on it. I think it’s a hoot except for left front paw on yellow and left back paw on orange. That kind of gets me all twisted and I go boom.
Have you ever played this game? Signed Kitwister
Dear Kitwister – It looks fun but I’m not sure if I could play or not. You know my pot belly – it gets in the way and I have really short legs. They don’t stretch that far. Especially these days when mom says I’m getting a little fat roll on them. Fat roll – snort – that’s not fat.
That’s just loose skin from hibernating all winter. Play on my kitty friend – twist away!
Dear Bacon – Are you a couch pig? I read where you sit on the sofa with mom at night. That’s one of my favorite past times. It doesn’t have to be night though – I like doing it all through the day. Signed Couch Kitty
Dear Couch Kitty – You know I don’t say this much but you might want to get off of the couch every once in a while. I also ‘run’ through the halls here at the Hotel Thompson before landing on the couch with mom at night. I do a lot of playing around with the purr things here. You might want to try it a couple of times – just sayin’!
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