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NO HE DIDN’T!

  I. hate. Don. Juan.

There you go.  That elf needs to be stopped NOW… like yesterday.  He is evil pure and simple.  I woke up this morning all bright eyed and bushy tailed.  I stretched my hooves, yawned and tooted.  What?  You don’t do that in the mornings?  I then rolled over to look at my picture of Miss Piggy on my night stand and got the shock of my little piggy life.  My Miss Piggy picture was gone and in it’s place was this hideous, nightmarish joke from Don Juan.  I squealed so loudly that I think Nana heard me all the way up the street.  The nerve of this so called elf for Santa.  I’m writing the head elf of the Union.  This can’t go on anymore.  Shivers and looks in every corner of my bedroom.

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Posted by on 12/18/2017 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon

 

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Posted by on 12/17/2017 in 25 Days of Christmas

 

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Mom/Dad Spotted Santa!!

OH MY PIGGY HEAVENS!!

Mom/Dad went out with friends last night.  They were riding around after dinner looking at the beautiful Christmas lights.  Somehow, they got off the beaten road.  It was dark – the only light was from their friends high beams on their car.  That’s when all of a sudden, reindeer flew in front of their car.  I mean FLEW.  Can you believe that?!

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Santa is real!

They pulled off the side of the road and looked for them but didn’t see anything else.  Oh my piggy heavens above!  Tonight on television, they will have Santa tracker.  I can honestly say that mom/dad have already tracked Santa.  WOWZER!

So my friends – keeping looking up in the sky and let me know if you see him too.

 
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Posted by on 12/16/2017 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon

 

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Posted by on 12/16/2017 in 25 Days of Christmas

 

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Posted by on 12/15/2017 in 25 Days of Christmas

 

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Posted by on 12/14/2017 in 25 Days of Christmas

 

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I’ll Pass – Shaking My Head

 

Bless dad’s heart.  This is how he found his toothbrush this morning in the bathroom.  Don Juan.  What can I say?  That rogue elf is a crime to society just waiting to happen.  Daddy reached for his toothbrush and found this little squirt taking advantage of it.  I gotta tell you.  That little guy is FAST.

He jumped off of the sink, onto the floor and slithered away before any of us could catch him.  And I really thought Houdini was going to get him this time too.  I tell you.  If he ever gets captured, it’s going to be a satisfying moment to sit back and watch whatever happens to him.

Oh and don’t worry.  Daddy decided to skip the brushing this morning and is electing to get a new toothbrush sometime today.  He mumbled something about elf cooties and such and not knowing where that evil snot has been.

 
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Posted by on 12/14/2017 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon

 

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Posted by on 12/13/2017 in 25 Days of Christmas

 

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Posted by on 12/12/2017 in 25 Days of Christmas

 

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Lasso of Truth

Bacon’s mom here. Don Juan is now considered a bratty elf beyond any kind of help.  So he sends my picture to Santa that’s great.  But did he have to send my picture via Playboy magazine?  You can’t lie Don Juan.  The proof was in yesterday’s posting that Bacon did.  We won’t even discuss how much Bacon charged on daddy’s credit card to get back all of those magazines.  Shakes my head.

And now you have way overstepped your boundaries here at the Hotel Thompson.

Messing with the kids is one thing.  Messing with the husband is another thing.  But messing with my collectible Barbie dolls – shaking head.  That’s where I have to draw the line.

When I took a nap yesterday – cause Lord knows we can’t sleep at night with that freak running around rapid – I dreamed of my favorite Super Hero – Wonder Woman and what she would do with that freakzoid with her lasso of truth – giggles.  We should only know how he felt about being tied up by my number one hero – HA!

 
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Posted by on 12/12/2017 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon

 

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