Journalist Rocky the Squirrel here –
Keeping my paws on the nuts of the world!
Today, August 16th, is National Tell a Joke Day. YAY! Today should be filled with chuckles and laughs all around. Participate in this laughable day and tell some jokes. Do it in person, pass it along in a few emails or blog about it. The more jokes you tell today, the more fun today will be. Start the laughter and keep it flowing.
In honor of this day, Bacon has decided to tell a few jokes that he has heard. Get ready to laugh friends.
Joke 1 –
One of my neighbors owns several cats. On a recent visit, she introduced them to me. “That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract and that’s Alogue.”
“Where on earth did you get such unusual names?” I asked
“Oh, those are their last names,” she explained. “Their first names are Cat.”
Joke 2 –
Why are sharks mostly salt water creatures?
– Because pepper would make them sneeze.
Joke 3 –
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
– Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels.
Joke 4 –
What do you get when you cross a flower and a dog?
– A Collieflower (cauliflower) – snorts
08/16/2018 at 1:25 am
lol… think our first name ist cat too LOL
08/16/2018 at 2:57 am
hehehehe that is funny Bacon,a riot,xx Speedy
08/16/2018 at 6:19 am
08/16/2018 at 7:55 am
Those are good, especially #3.
08/16/2018 at 8:17 am
I never remember jokes. But I’m good at being the butt of them.
08/16/2018 at 10:11 am
Shaking my head… but what lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck! har har har 🙂
Tails Around the Ranch
08/16/2018 at 11:31 am
Heh, heh…those are some pretty good chuckles.
08/16/2018 at 12:18 pm
Ok, Rocky and Jimmy teamed up for this one I bet!
Xena and Lucy
08/16/2018 at 1:08 pm