Dear Bacon

14 Aug

Dear Bacon,
They say that we can all stand on our heads. I don’t know. I think I may be vertically challenged or maybe my head is not flat enough. I just can’t seem to be able to do it all the way with my back legs straight up. It throws me off balance. Can you do it? Signed Not Happening

Dear Not Happening,
Never dear friend. Sometimes we are just not built to do these weird things that you see the humans partake. I can’t stand on my head. This pot belly of mine knocks me off center every time. And my mom, even though she’s human, she can’t do it either. Don’t try to be like everyone else. Make your own path and be happy – leave the sitting to your bottom.

Dear Bacon,
There’s always that one idiot that has to pop in your picture. Can you relate? I was minding my own business in this shot. I just wanted it to look halfway decent to post on my Pet Harmony dating profile. Signed Available

Dear Available,
Yep. I know exactly what you are talking about. Hemi, the purr thing here at the Hotel Thompson, thinks he should be in every camera shot. He is always photo bombing my pictures. Just keep smiling. Pay back can really be tortuous for our sidekicks. Right? Maybe sign up your friend as well on Pet Harmony and post his picture – of course with your picture cropped out. Snort giggles.

Dear Bacon,
It’s a wonderful thing to have such great friends. Out in the pasture, sometimes I just get tuckered out. That’s my good buddy will help me out and let me take a nap. Isn’t that nice of him? Signed Sleepy on the Road

Dear Sleepy on the Road,
That is an excellent friend. I can’t say that I’ve ever seen that kind of friendship before. You are most definitely one lucky little guy!

Dear Bacon,
I coach a soccer team on the weekends. We are always looking for a few new team players. You ever think about playing? I’ve heard that snout of yours can be classified as a deadly weapon.

We could use a player like you. What do you say? Signed Coach Jones of Team Anipals

Dear Coach Jones of Team Anipals,

That sounds like a great deal of fun. I’m In to give it a shot. This snout is very wicked and these hooves are very fast!!


Dear Bacon,
I think I need some anti wrinkle cream. Every time I wake up, I have more wrinkles! Soon, you’ll just see one giant sloppy dog. What can a pooch do? Please help. Signed Wrinkles

Dear Wrinkles,
As Lady Gaga once said, “Just put your paws up, Cause you were born this way, baby”. Embrace the way you are and don’t try to fight it my friend. Be happy in your own wrinkles.



Posted by on 08/14/2018 in Bacon, Dear Bacon


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8 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    08/14/2018 at 1:31 am

    available, we are with you… and not only idiots but idiotic body parts like thumbs and feet can ruin the bestest photos…

  2. Photofinland by Rantasalot

    08/14/2018 at 4:41 am

    Thank you Bacon, again, for this smile maker post.

  3. Xena and Lucy

    08/14/2018 at 8:38 am

    I would go out with Available. We could catch that cat together. Where do I sign up? ~Lucy

  4. sue ellen

    08/14/2018 at 10:54 am

    You are alway entertaining dear little Bacon .♥

  5. Tails Around the Ranch

    08/14/2018 at 11:03 am

    LOL. Here’s hoping Wrinkles grows into his namesake. And to Dear Available…your adorable face is more than enough reason for me to not even notice the annoying photo-bomber. LOVE that face and smile!

  6. evilsquirrel13

    08/14/2018 at 1:25 pm

    I think Wrinkles is the Michelin Man’s dog…

  7. Genevieve Petrillo

    08/14/2018 at 3:42 pm

    Don’t worry, Available. With that sexy smile nobody will even notice the photo bomber.

    Love and licks,

  8. The Canadian Cats

    08/15/2018 at 10:33 pm

    haha…love these therapy sessions.



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