Cucumber Banana

11 Aug

20130724-232029.jpgTHAT’s IT!

Now I know exactly how to hide my bananas here at the Hotel Thompson.  Disguise them as cucumbers!  Daddy won’t touch cucumbers.  He’s the culprit.

Mommy buys *me* bananas but when I turn my back, daddy is eating them.  And you know what, he won’t share like mommy.  I don’t get it.  He has everything else in the house in the big ice box to eat.  Can he please leave my bananas alone?  Please?

Mommy calls me her monkey boy sometimes because I love bananas so much.  Can you do me a favor friends, can you tell my daddy that these are really made for this little oinker and not the human daddy?  Please – can you help a pig out?


Posted by on 08/11/2018 in Bacon


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6 responses to “Cucumber Banana

  1. Kinley Westie

    08/11/2018 at 3:41 am

    Daddies never seem to be as good at sharin.

  2. Indira

    08/11/2018 at 4:18 am

    Sharing is caring, dear. Share them with daddy. I too love bananas and ready to share with you. Love.

  3. Dan Antion

    08/11/2018 at 6:42 am

    You could always lick the bananas. Or put a sign up that says “Bacon licked these”

  4. Tails Around the Ranch

    08/11/2018 at 10:31 am

    That’s brilliant!

  5. Xena and Lucy

    08/11/2018 at 8:25 pm

    Dear Mr. Bacon’s Daddy, would you please not eat his bananas? He can’t go to the store and buy more. ❤ ~Xena and Lucy

  6. Dennis the Vizsla

    08/12/2018 at 2:40 pm

    hello bacon its dennis the vizsla dog hay mmm bananners!!! i hav reesently diskoverd that i like them and now i beg for them wen dada is cutting wun up onto his brekfast!!! and i yoozhually git sum too!!! ok bye


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