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Dear Bacon

07 Aug

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Dear Bacon,
What? Don’t hate. You know you want a hat just like mine so you can play outside with it. Right? Signed Scooter

Dear Scooter,

Yeah, sure. I would absolutely LOVE to have a hat like yours to wear outside and make the funny thing on top go around and around Maybe if it was real windy, I could fly. I like the sound of that! So, yes two please my friend πŸ™‚


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Dear Bacon,
This is just me telling my friends on how to get more seed and nuts from the humans. Any suggestions for us? Signed Cute as Can Be

Dear Cute as Can Be,

Well you can also take tips from Journalist Rocky the Squirrel. He knocks on our back door frequently asking for a cup of nuts for him and his family. Mom even throws leftover bread out to them to help them out. You know, you do what you have to do. This economy has hit us all! Take care my friends. If you are ever near the Hotel Thompson, knock on the back door. πŸ™‚


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Dear Bacon,
I’ve read about your adventures in your magical back yard. Now this is what *I* consider a magical back yard… with drink in hand! You’re mom promised you a pool. Make her pay up pal. Signed Simple Puss

Dear Simple Puss,

I like the way you think my friend! My mommy made a lot of promises to get me outside. Although its only happened once so far, I think I need to make her pay up with one of the promises being a pool. Do you think I would be pushing it to be able to lay in a chair with a drink and food like you have?


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Dear Bacon,
I love to play music. I can bang that keyboard with the best of them. This is me practicing, “Unleashed Melody”. It’s a sad and soothing song to us pooches. Have you ever heard of it? Do you play any musical instruments? Signed Wolfgang Pooch

Dear Wolfgang Pooch,

You do have some talent – way to go my talented young friend. I haven’t heard of that song yet but I will be sure to Google it on the internet and listen to it. I know it has to be amazing! As for this little piglet’s talent. Let me see…. I’m thinking…. mommy says I rip some good ones… but I don’t think she’s referring to a musical instrument for some reason πŸ™‚ I’ll keep thinking about that answer. Take care and maybe we shall see you soon in the Hollywood lights!


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Dear Bacon,

Don’t even say it. I know – I know. Yo Quiero Taco Bell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it’s really funny. Ha Ha. My humans think it’s funny to dress me up as a taco. How would they like it if I dressed them up like a hot dog? BOL (Barking out loud)! Signed TB

Dear TB,

First off, tell me they didn’t name you Taco Bell – TB for short. Now that would be funny. Oh, I’m sorry. But look on the other hand. You are cute. AND, I bet if they took you to a Taco Bell in the drive thru, you would get free food. Free food – that’s good, isn’t it? Be proud little guy. Wear it with pride.

 
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12 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    08/07/2018 at 1:40 am

    wow TB looks too tasty for words… we probably could not resist when we meet him ;LO))))

     
    • Piglove

      08/08/2018 at 12:57 pm

      Maybe a small lick? Hemi licked me once. He said I tasted nothing like bacon. Weird cat. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. Aria Bella

    08/07/2018 at 4:38 am

    Thanks for the chuckle!

     
    • Piglove

      08/08/2018 at 12:58 pm

      You are so welcomed my kind friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Aria Bella

        08/10/2018 at 7:11 am

        😍😍

         
  3. Xena and Lucy

    08/07/2018 at 1:43 pm

    I’ll take Simple Puss’ idea of a magical backyard. I wonder how I get one of those(it really would be magic).

     
    • Piglove

      08/08/2018 at 12:59 pm

      I want one too my friend. Just think of the parties we could have in that kind of magical backyard – WOW! XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. Tails Around the Ranch

    08/07/2018 at 3:06 pm

    Unleashed Melody?! I love it! That’s the one by the Righteous Paws, right? πŸ˜„

     
    • Piglove

      08/08/2018 at 1:00 pm

      Exactly! Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Genevieve Petrillo

    08/07/2018 at 4:23 pm

    I’d love to hear your work, Wolfgang. Once I played the piano with my face. Actually, I was trying to catch a fly that I couldn’t reach and the piano was in the way. Music is in the ear of the beholder…..

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • Piglove

      08/08/2018 at 1:00 pm

      Oh beautiful – I’m sure it was remarkable when you played ❀ XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. NylabluesMum

    08/07/2018 at 6:53 pm

    Mee-you Unccle Bacon yur so wise! You gave such good ree-pliess to thee anipalss ritin to yur collum. Wee ADOOR Taco Bell doggie an wee hope hee getss sum free food fur beein so adoorabull.
    Cute As Can Nee iss heelareuss! Thee chipmunkss an wrenss werk together here to get food….they are so clevurr!
    An Simple Puss sure iss livin thee high life issn’t shee??? Mew mew mew….
    ***Hi-5’sss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

     

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