Dear Bacon

24 Jul

Dear Bacon – I’m not sure about you but my accountant really bites.  He’s got a bad attitude and is always thinking numbers.  I don’t get it.  Why can’t accountants have pleasant personalities – maybe joke around a bit.  I think that would really show a better enthusiasm for their job.  I mean we are talking about my money, it may not be a lot but it is mine.  I thought I would show you a pic of my guy.  I have to admit though, he’s good.  He chomps down and sets to work on that keyboard.  He looks for everything he can find to deduct.  If you ever need a good accountant, let me know okay.  Signed Frogger

Dear Frogger – Well my, my, my.  Your ‘guy’ does look very – how can I say it – professional in what he does. I see what you mean by his serious look.  He does have a stern don’t mess with me kind of disposition.  Maybe the numbers bring it out in him?  Maybe bring him a gift next time – some swamp water or some Lubriderm lotion.  I’ve heard that lotion does wonders for tough skin.

Dear Bacon –  My favorite time of the day is in this picture.  It’s early morning and it’s breakfast time!  They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.  Trust me.  It is.  And you know what.  Milk does a body good.  My little legs will grow strong and my ‘moo’ will be coming out soon.  Cause you know what they say?  You got to moo-moo it.  HA!  I made a funny.  I told you breakfast is important – it starts my day like awesome.  Signed Tina

Dear Tina – Shaking my head.  You are right.  Breakfast is very important not to miss in starting your day.  That’s why every day, I start off with my piggy chow and Cheerios.  I gotta keep my figure in check and my cholesterol down.  This piggy has places to travel!



Dear Bacon  – Don’t you hate it when uninvited solicitors show up at your door?  Take for instance, I was settled down reading my magazines and newspaper.  You know the typical Sunday leisure day.  Then Bob showed up selling God only knows what.  I told him I wasn’t interested in and he kept on roaring.  How rude!  I finally just had to turn and walk away.  Maybe he got the hint then.  Geez, some anipals huh?  Signed Tigger

Dear Tigger – Please don’t send Bob my way.  It’s bad enough when solicitors come into our hood.  They don’t even come to our crib anymore.  Too many times they have showed up and after seeing moi answer the door, they got scared and turned away.  I don’t get it.  I was just in the doorway with daddy answering the door.  Who cares that he was wearing his Sponge Bob underwear.  Shakes head.


Dear Bacon – Be glad that you don’t have a desk job little piggy.  In this picture, it was a Friday at 4:45 pm – almost time for the weekend to start.  The head guy showed up in my doorway and wanted a report that was going to take at least an hour to finish and he needed it that night.  WTD?  Really?  You waited all day to tell me this at 4:45 pm?  Shakes dog head – some people have no tact.  Signed Bruiser

Dear Bruiser – OMP!  I so understand.  Mom has been done this way a time or two.  I’ll tell you what I tell her when she calls and tells us she is going to be late.  It sucks and it’s unfair!  I hope you got some overtime for staying over my friend.


Posted by on 07/24/2018 in Bacon, Dear Bacon


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25 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    07/24/2018 at 1:05 am

    wow tigger, that is a surprise huh? … but maybe that is not just glass but a mirror and the mighty cat is you?

    • Piglove

      07/25/2018 at 9:04 am

      Squeals with piggy excitement. Oh brother, you definitely might be right! XOXO – Bacon

  2. franhunne4u

    07/24/2018 at 1:35 am

    Dear Bruiser, I’d be surprised if the boss would indeed deal with the report that day or anywhen before Monday. Tell him to go whistle.

    • Piglove

      07/25/2018 at 9:05 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Photofinland by Rantasalot

    07/24/2018 at 3:39 am

    Dear Bacon, you made my day, again. Thank you.
    Kosmo’s mom

    • Piglove

      07/25/2018 at 9:05 am

      aaww thank you sweet friend ❤ XOXO – Bacon

  4. evilsquirrel13

    07/24/2018 at 9:44 am

    That big kitty wasn’t soliciting… he just wanted some free food. Tigger needs to not be so selfish and share himself… I mean, his food with the poor kitty.

    • Piglove

      07/25/2018 at 9:05 am

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. I personally would never answer that door – ha! XOXO – Bacon

  5. Tails Around the Ranch

    07/24/2018 at 11:34 am

    With Frogger’s accountant, there’s no fudging numbers!

    • Tails Around the Ranch

      07/24/2018 at 11:35 am

      P.S. Bruiser needs a red stapler to bash his boss over the head. 😈

      • Piglove

        07/25/2018 at 9:06 am

        Snorts with piggy laughter. Now *that* would be hilarious. XOXO – Bacon

    • Piglove

      07/25/2018 at 9:05 am

      Amen! Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Genevieve Petrillo

    07/24/2018 at 5:25 pm

    Poor Bruiser. At obedience school, the teacher told Mom that every dog needs a job and a boss. I’m glad Mom didn’t take it literally. Now I see how it could’ve played out!

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      07/25/2018 at 9:07 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  7. sue ellen

    07/24/2018 at 9:38 pm

    You have some very interesting pen pals Bacon. Thanks for sharing. And by the way, we have an ‘accountant ‘ that conducts his ‘business’ in the pond in our backyard. He is a surly fellow at best !
    Lucy & Mac….♪ArOoO♪

    • Piglove

      07/25/2018 at 9:09 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. WOW your ‘accountant’ sounds like a good fellow – ❤ XOXO – Bacon

  8. angelswhisper2011

    07/25/2018 at 10:11 am

    OMCowKittiness, I think I need an accountant, MeOOw, MeOOw 😀 Extra Pawkiss to all of YeOOw 🙂 ❤

    • Piglove

      07/30/2018 at 10:57 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter! XOXO – Bacon

  9. Xena and Lucy

    07/25/2018 at 3:28 pm

    If I was Frogger, I would only deal with his accountant by phone!
    Tigger, I thought you were looking in the mirror…

    • Piglove

      07/30/2018 at 10:59 am

      Amen to that my dear friend. Phone all the way with that accountant. XOXO – Bacon

  10. The Canadian Cats

    07/27/2018 at 9:57 pm

    I can just picture Jimmy in his Sponge Bod shorts….hahahaah.


    • Piglove

      07/30/2018 at 11:04 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter! XOXO – Bacon

  11. NylabluesMum

    07/28/2018 at 8:44 pm

    Unccle Bacon iss that ferst dude an Ally-gator or a Croccy-dile? Either way hee iss purrty inn-tense lookin. Mind you thee sweater doess give himn a debbynare air about him……
    An poor Tigger with Bob Kat at thee door! Mee wood bee petree-fied!
    Grate collum Unccle 🙂
    ***nose rubsss*** Siddhartha Henry xXXx

    • Piglove

      07/30/2018 at 11:08 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Oh my nefkitty – that accountant dude scares the bejesus out of me. I think I’ll let mommy do my accounting – at least she is in the field and has a sense of humor. XOXO – Bacon

      • NylabluesMum

        08/01/2018 at 1:11 pm

        Defo…stick with yur Mumma Unccle Bacon! shee iss all so berry purrty ann sweet; mee not so sure about thee other dude!


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