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Happy Father’s Day Daddy!

17 Jun

Today, June 16th, is just a special day – it’s Father’s Day!!  I have to say happy Father’s Day to my biological father, Champ.   If it wasn’t for him and my mom, Bertha, I wouldn’t be here with my adopted family at the Hotel Thompson.  So Happy Father’s Day Champ!

And then, my adopted dad.  What can I say?  He adopted me when I was a small tyke – I could barely walk!  I knew nothing about life at a mere three weeks.  I was still on formula and had to be taught everything.  Do you know to this day, dad takes care of me during the day?  While mom is at the worky place, dad makes sure that I get all of my nutritional food and that I’m happy until mom gets home.  Isn’t that great?  I guess you could call him my pigdad.

So, for today dad don’t worry about anything.  Me, the purr things and mom will handle it at the Hotel Thompson.  Heck, mom even said something about fixing your favorite food… and that I might get a taste.  Hey – it’s a win win situation today!

Enough of the seriousness though.  Let’s talk Bacon – oink chuckles.  Just for today dad, you can sit back on the sofa, enjoy your television and have the remote.  You don’t have to utter one word… especially the phrases I’ve heard you say around here.  Oh, you look shocked.  Let me remind you of some of the phrases – PLOL (Pig Laughing Out Loud).  How many have you heard from your fathers?

Just because I love you doesn’t mean I have to like everything you do.

Because I’m the Dad, that’s why!

I brought you into this world, and I can take you out! 

I’m a Dad, I know everything.

The sooner you learn to stand on your own two feet, the better off you’ll be. – which never makes sense to me since I have four feet – shakes piggy head

That’s just the way life is, son.

You make a better door than a window!

Were you born In a Barn?  well, yes I was

Do you think money grows on trees?  technically, it does 🙂

I haven’t developed gray hairs for nothing!

You are too young to understand this.

And my favorite all time one liner from dad –

Go ask your mother….. perfect… I will 🙂

 

 
6 Comments

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6 responses to “Happy Father’s Day Daddy!

  1. kandykid

    06/17/2018 at 11:29 am

    Bacon, and you forgot the best one, Dad jokes!

     
    • Piglove

      06/18/2018 at 11:10 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. How in the world could I forget that? XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. Amy

    06/17/2018 at 5:34 pm

    Are these sayings left over from Mother’s Day, ha, ha.

     
    • Piglove

      06/18/2018 at 11:12 am

      Snorts! They might just be. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. Tails Around the Ranch

    06/18/2018 at 9:58 am

    We hope both your dads had a wonderful Father’s Day!

     
    • Piglove

      06/18/2018 at 11:16 am

      Thanks sweet friends. I really hope Daddy Champ did. I know daddy here had an awesome day. Mommy spoiled him with dinner. XOXO – Bacon

       

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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