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Bashful is Wanted?!

10 Jun

Information has been received over the wire reports this morning that the juvenile rolling stone has been caught in another act of random mischief. This time, the act took place in a local Target department store in the south. The juvenile rolling stone was caught on store security riding a tan in color skateboard down the sporting goods aisle. In one part of the video, you can actually see where the skateboard goes around a human wearing orange clogs and then runs into a display shaking his little pebble head from the impact.

One witness who wishes to remain anonymous, we’ll call him Mr. Smith, stated the juvenile rolling stone was acting like “he didn’t have a care in the world“. Mr. Smith stated he told him at one time to put the skateboard away so that he would not get hurt. The juvenile rolling stone stuck his tongue out and told the employee, “Make me”, before he took down another aisle riding the board. Mr. Smith followed him and inquired where his parents were. The juvenile rolling stone replied, “Papa was a rolling stone” before laughing hilariously.

This goes to show that the juvenile rolling stone is becoming more mischievous.

Last month, authorities reported that the juvenile rolling stone created havoc by riding a blue skateboard carelessly throughout the Walmart department store. He was observed skateboarding down aisles of the store in the toy department in between humans feet. He was even overheard shouting at the Walmart workers, “Whee, whee, whee!” and “Catch me if you can”.

Authorities have released a video from the security camera at Target of the juvenile rolling stone perpetrator showing his disturbance. Authorities are asking you not to approach the juvenile rolling stone in case he casts the first pebble. If you recognize this juvenile, please comment in the postings. All postings will be confidential.

 

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21 responses to “Bashful is Wanted?!

  1. Kinley Westie

    06/10/2018 at 1:06 am

    BOL, some rocks just gotta roll.

     
    • Piglove

      06/11/2018 at 10:53 am

      Such a little rebel he is for sure! XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. speedyrabbit

    06/10/2018 at 1:22 am

    Hehehehe when you gotta roll you gotta roll!xx Speedy

     
    • Piglove

      06/11/2018 at 10:53 am

      Amen to that. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. Kate Crimmins

    06/10/2018 at 9:10 am

    I wonder who the guy with the orange crocs was?

     
    • Piglove

      06/11/2018 at 10:53 am

      I’m not sure. Do you think he was an enabler? OMP! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Kate Crimmins

        06/11/2018 at 11:19 am

        Or dad?

         
      • Piglove

        06/12/2018 at 9:56 am

        Shocker – Dad?! He wouldn’t! Would he…. XOXO – Bacon

         
  4. Amy

    06/10/2018 at 10:16 am

    Recognize Bashful? Uh, no, I don’t recognize him… Roll on!

     
    • Piglove

      06/11/2018 at 10:54 am

      The little rebel he is! XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. CarolMaeWY

    06/10/2018 at 12:46 pm

    Bashful? Who is this little guy? šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚

     
    • Piglove

      06/11/2018 at 10:54 am

      He just has to be his evil twin… right? XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. The Canadian Cats

    06/10/2018 at 9:26 pm

    Roll Bashful, roll! Put some gusto in it and roll on by the front door.

    Shoko

     
    • Piglove

      06/11/2018 at 10:58 am

      You know I think the little fellow did. I haven’t seen him in a couple of days here at the Hotel Thompson. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. Tails Around the Ranch

    06/11/2018 at 2:35 pm

    I wish I were surprised, but truthfully…I can honestly say I’m not. On the plus side, at least he’s not flinging himself through windows, right?šŸ’ž

     
    • Piglove

      06/12/2018 at 10:05 am

      That is so true! What would he do next? XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Tails Around the Ranch

        06/12/2018 at 10:14 am

        Protect your picture windows! Bashful’s in town and on a tear.

         
  8. David

    06/11/2018 at 3:50 pm

    They just showed his FBI WANTED poster on the Justice Channel. He may work his way up to the Ten Most Wanted list. šŸ˜‰

     
    • Piglove

      06/12/2018 at 10:06 am

      Shaking my head. Leave it to that rock to get into the biggest of all problems. What in the heck will he do next? XOXO – Bacon

       
      • David

        06/12/2018 at 1:15 pm

        And, they showed the Law & Order episode with Lenny giving you the third degree asking how an “acquaintance” showed up in the bacon case at the supermarket. Mike Logan wondered aloud if showing you a frying pan will help restore your memory.

        You might need to buy that episode. You know how certain individuals watch too much TV. šŸ˜‰

         
      • Piglove

        06/13/2018 at 10:59 am

        Snorts with piggy laughter. OMP – now that little tyke of mine is in HUGE trouble. He says he’s in training for something, I don’t even want to ask! XOXO – Bacon

         

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