Dear Bacon

05 Jun

Dear Bacon – What’s happening pig?  So like here is the problem dude.  I think like I’m a happening cat.  I got the moves like Jagger.  I wear my hoodie.  My parents still want to treat me like a kitty – what’s up with that? Signed Rap Cat

Dear Rap Cat – Slow your roll purr thing.  You are still a babe.  You’re not a member of the group Stray Cats.

I’m not sure if you been told this but you are pussy cat, not a rap cat.  I hate to be the bearer of the bad news.

Quit trying to go all jive in front of your parents.  Save the rap when they go to bed at night.  I bet they would love to hear that in the middle of the night.

Dear Bacon – I have a small problem.  As  you can see, my parents think I’m their personal marshmallow holder.  I can’t help that my fur is thorny.  What am I to do? – Signed Thorny

Dear Thorny – Give me a minute to pick myself up from off the floor.  I’m sorry dude.  That’s the funniest picture I’ve seen in some time.  You’re parents are really original.  I know it may seem like a pain in your side – HA – but go with it.  They can rent you out to parties and such – you can make money and save for your retirement.  I say go with it and make the best out of it little guy.

Dear Bacon – Finally I have proof with this picture!  When I get in trouble, my parents put me in a corner and point their fingers at me.  What’s a kitty to do? Signed – Hands Up in the Air

Dear Hands Up in the Air – Take your hands down from the air.  Use those paws that you have and swat those fingers.  They won’t be putting baby in the corner anymore.


Dear Bacon – I’ve read your blogs.  You talk about bed head.  Come on pig – look at this picture.  I think I have you down on bed head.  Signed – Bed Head Extraordinaire

Dear Bed Head – You got me.  Now please go shower and fix yourself up.  You’re scaring the viewers.


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15 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Lone Star Cats

    06/05/2018 at 1:25 am

    Ya ain’t seen bedhead till ya has seen my momma.

    • Piglove

      06/05/2018 at 11:19 am

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. You and my mom. XOXO – Bacon

  2. easyweimaraner

    06/05/2018 at 1:55 am

    wow bed head… you look like the mama in the morning…. I wonder what you did last night… maybe a weimaraner slept on your head too?

    • Piglove

      06/05/2018 at 11:19 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Oh brother, I think all the mom’s look like this in the morning. My mom’s bedhead is priceless too. XOXO – Bacon

  3. evilsquirrel13

    06/05/2018 at 9:37 am

    The hedgehog kinda has that Coolio look going. I like it…

    • Piglove

      06/05/2018 at 11:20 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. At least he brings snacks… XOXO – Bacon

  4. NylabluesMum

    06/05/2018 at 11:24 am

    Mew mew mew heelareeus collum Unccle Bacon!!!
    Thee kittss are so funny!! RAP KAT…..he iss DA BOMM!
    An thee hedgeyhog iss way kewl.
    Yur collum started our day woff with mee-yowin an laffter….fankss Unccle!
    ~~~head rubsss~~~ neffkitty Siddhartha Henry~~~

    • Piglove

      06/06/2018 at 12:00 pm

      aaww thank you my sweet nefkitty! I really appreciate that ❤ XOXO – Bacon

      • NylabluesMum

        06/07/2018 at 6:41 pm

        Mew mew mew wee needed a good laff…LadyMum had a stew-pid ‘seizey’ yesterday an shee not feelin good. Mee worried about her….again…..

      • Piglove

        06/08/2018 at 9:24 am

        Oh no! I’m so sorry my sweet nefkitty. I know you will take good care of her. Give her snuggles from me okay. XOXO – Bacon

      • NylabluesMum

        06/09/2018 at 9:09 pm

        Mee curled uppy around her head when shee was lyin down Unccle……an mee purred her back to feelin good…..shee iss a bit tired butt better…

  5. Cupcake

    06/05/2018 at 3:10 pm

    B is right, Thorny. You have to go with the marshmallows. As long as your people don’t try to toast them, you’ll be OK. And very popular!

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      06/06/2018 at 12:01 pm

      This is so true. Gulps. I never thought about toasting them. Hedgie better run fast. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Amy

    06/06/2018 at 10:44 am

    As Cupcake said, just so no one decides to roast those marshmallows the “easy” way!
    Maybe Hands Up and his person are playing the finger is a gun??

    • Piglove

      06/06/2018 at 12:03 pm

      That could be true. Finger gun can be fun. XOXO – Bacon


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