Dear Bacon – What’s happening pig? So like here is the problem dude. I think like I’m a happening cat. I got the moves like Jagger. I wear my hoodie. My parents still want to treat me like a kitty – what’s up with that? Signed Rap Cat
Dear Rap Cat – Slow your roll purr thing. You are still a babe. You’re not a member of the group Stray Cats.
I’m not sure if you been told this but you are pussy cat, not a rap cat. I hate to be the bearer of the bad news.
Quit trying to go all jive in front of your parents. Save the rap when they go to bed at night. I bet they would love to hear that in the middle of the night.
Dear Bacon – I have a small problem. As you can see, my parents think I’m their personal marshmallow holder. I can’t help that my fur is thorny. What am I to do? – Signed Thorny
Dear Thorny – Give me a minute to pick myself up from off the floor. I’m sorry dude. That’s the funniest picture I’ve seen in some time. You’re parents are really original. I know it may seem like a pain in your side – HA – but go with it. They can rent you out to parties and such – you can make money and save for your retirement. I say go with it and make the best out of it little guy.
Dear Bacon – Finally I have proof with this picture! When I get in trouble, my parents put me in a corner and point their fingers at me. What’s a kitty to do? Signed – Hands Up in the Air
Dear Hands Up in the Air – Take your hands down from the air. Use those paws that you have and swat those fingers. They won’t be putting baby in the corner anymore.
Dear Bacon – I’ve read your blogs. You talk about bed head. Come on pig – look at this picture. I think I have you down on bed head. Signed – Bed Head Extraordinaire
Dear Bed Head – You got me. Now please go shower and fix yourself up. You’re scaring the viewers.
