Dear Bacon

24 Apr


Dear Bacon – They are right when they say the eyes are the first to go. These days, I’m having to wear glasses just to get around the neighborhood.

I know other dogs make fun of me and it kind of hurts my feelings. What should I do? Signed Four Doggy Eyes

Dear Four Doggy Eyes – Hey guy, if it helps you to see I wouldn’t care what other dogs think about it. One day, they are going to experience problems as well. They are being doggy bullies and you know what.

Bullying is totally unacceptable in any form in any way – humans or animals.

Hold your head up high my friend. Wear those great looking glasses with pride!

20130319-114747.jpgDear Bacon – Around these parts, they call me Sheriff Groucho. I love protecting my house and yard wearing my outfit. Sometimes, the humans even walk me through the neighborhood and so I can protect and serve other animals in the hood. It’s what I do. Signed Sheriff Groucho

Dear Sheriff Groucho – Hey, I like the look. I think it’s great that you are taking care of your neighborhood like that. If only other animals great and small would take charge and take back their own neighborhoods, it would be a wonderful place to live. Almost like Mr. Rogers neighborhood. I could see me living there.

Keep up the great work my friend. I think you deserve a pat on the back and a good job well done!

20130319-114802.jpgDear Bacon – You talk about your mommy reading you bedtime stories all of the time. I like to read my own. I especially like Dr Seuss Go Dog Go. Have you read it? Signed Smart Pooch

Dear Smart Pooch – I haven’t heard of that book. I’m going to have to get mom to get a copy so she can read it to me one night. Thanks so much for the suggestion. I love how you hold your book. I only wish my hooves could accomodate that move.

20130319-114824.jpgDear Bacon – You know riding a hog is just not for the humans – no pun intended. Sometimes on nice days outside, I like to jump my bike and ride. I like to feel the wind going over my body.

Do you like to ride? Signed Harley the Frog

Dear Harley the Frog – I like that bike. I absolutely love the color. Your legs are a tad bit longer than mine. I have short legs unfortunately.

It would be fun to feel the wind blowing through my hair though. I may have to see what I can do about that. Keep riding my friend and stay safe.

20130319-114959.jpgDear Bacon – Some days, it doesn’t pay to even get out of bed. On this day in fact, I went from on top of the bed to under the bed. I just passed out and slept until the world was nicer to me. Do you ever have those days? Signed Pooch in Life

Dear Pooch in Life – I do have days where I go back to my bed until I feel better. It’s not every day. It just seems like some days Mother Nature is out to get you and throws lemons at you. Instead of passing it on to the humans, I sleep it off as well. I don’t have the back sleeping going on like you do but it looks comfortable!


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12 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    04/24/2018 at 1:26 am

    don’t worry four doggy eyes, glasses are a stylish fashion statement …. you can wear them on your head too and then you can drive all peeps and pets around you crazy with a funny glass-seeking game… you will be surprised how much of your friends will help you to find them back without noticing the fact that they are still on your head …. and that’s the evidence that they all need glasses too ;O)))

    • Piglove

      04/24/2018 at 9:08 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Mom plays that game all of the time. It’s hilarious. Squeals – and we especially like to play where’s my cell phone when she’s talking on it. That is also a hoot and a half. XOXO – Bacon

  2. angelswhisper2011

    04/24/2018 at 3:58 am

    I think the glasses look very nice on your cute face, Four Doggie Eyes ❤ I use that sleeping pose too, Pooch in Life, not under but on the couch 😀 Pawkisses for a Happy Day and thanks for the laugh 🙂 ❤

    • Piglove

      04/24/2018 at 9:08 am

      aaww thanks my sweet friend! XOXO – Bacon

  3. Amy

    04/24/2018 at 1:20 pm

    Great advice to Four Doggy Eyes. Groucho reminds me of the Smokey on Smokey and the Bandit.

    • Piglove

      04/26/2018 at 3:19 pm

      He does!!! I see it now. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Tails Around the Ranch

    04/24/2018 at 4:21 pm

    Dear Four Eyes…at least you have one eye for each paw. These days, eyewear is a lot like accessories. It’s always good to have a little ‘frosting on top.’

    • Piglove

      04/26/2018 at 3:22 pm

      squeals! I love the way you think my sweet friend. That’s totally awesome! XOXO – Bacon

  5. evilsquirrel13

    04/26/2018 at 4:23 am

    Harley the frog wouldn’t even need a windshield on his bike. He could just keep his mouth open and never have to pull off the highway for a meal…

    • Piglove

      04/26/2018 at 4:01 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter!! That brings new meaning to an open buffet. XOXO – Bacon

  6. NylabluesMum

    04/27/2018 at 1:16 pm

    Grate doggie an froggie collum Unccle Bacon!! Can you emagin a froggie on a motorcycull??? KEWL!!!
    An thee last doggie lookss how me feelss……PHOOEY! Has not been a grate week here at all….so yur collum cheered mee an LadyMum uppy!
    ~~~head buttss~~~ neffkitty Siddhartha Henry~~~

    • Piglove

      04/27/2018 at 2:01 pm

      I’m so glad it cheered you my sweet little nefkitty!! ❤ XOXO – Bacon


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