Shopping with Mom/Dad

22 Mar

What the cream cheese?!   I’m serious.  My mom and dad do not find trouble.  Trouble finds them.  I’m serious.  You don’t believe me?  Okay.  Let me show you.

This is exhibit A.  This is a real book in the book store written by Ira Alterman. You see it was all innocent.  Mom and dad went to a vintage book store to find us anipals some new reading material for our bedtime stories.  That is when dad found this book.  Mom and dad had a fit and laughed like little kids.  I mean I don’t know what the big deal is really.  We did have a fat pussy here at the Hotel Thompson and her name was Mouse Girl.  Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter.

And no they didn’t buy the book.  Can you believe it was $100.00?!  Mom said they could keep the fat pussy.  Snorts!

What at is the craziest book title you have ever seen?



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11 responses to “Shopping with Mom/Dad

  1. Lone Star Cats

    03/22/2018 at 2:00 am

    MOL MOL! Here’s a whole ton of funny ones:

    • Piglove

      03/23/2018 at 9:48 am

      OMP! I have snorted and rolled around the floor laughing at these. PRICELESS my friend. We love them. XOXO – Bacon

  2. evilsquirrel13

    03/22/2018 at 2:54 am

    They’re obviously selling that pussy by the pound… which means it’ll be even more expensive if the pussy gets wet.

    • Piglove

      03/23/2018 at 9:49 am

      Lowers head to contain my piggy laughter. OMP – I can’t breathe. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Amy

    03/22/2018 at 9:20 am

    That word must not have had the same connotation it does today. I’ve not seen one that would beat that title!

    • Piglove

      03/23/2018 at 9:49 am

      OMP I know!! XOXO – Bacon

  4. imagesbytdashfield

    03/22/2018 at 9:27 am

    Tsk tsk tsk….. hehehe

  5. angelswhisper2011

    03/23/2018 at 4:42 am

    MOL MOL…I found a book…let’s keep it in style with your book…that’s called “Games you can play with your pussy,” written by Ira Alterman…MOL 😀 Double Pawkiss 🙂 ❤

    • Piglove

      03/23/2018 at 9:54 am

      Oh snorts and rolls with piggy laughter! Love it. XOXO – Bacon

  6. NylabluesMum

    03/26/2018 at 4:15 pm

    “Games You Can Play With Your Pussy”…fur reel Unccle Bacon an Aunty June!!! 😉
    Luv neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

    • Piglove

      03/27/2018 at 8:20 am

      For real! Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO Bacon


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