Dear Bacon

20 Mar


Dear Bacon – I’m a clown in the circus.  I love working in the circus except for one thing – I don’t like when people squeeze my red nose.  Other than that, it’s a blast.  Signed Pancho the Donkey Clown

Dear Pancho the Donkey Clown – That’s *all* you worry about?  People squeezing your red nose?  Not your clothes, the hat or the make-up.

Just the people squeezing your nose?  Dude, go with it!  Have fun at a job you love and earn your money while you can.

Maybe one day you can move to that donkey retirement community you’ve been looking into.

20130220-081227.jpgDear Bacon – I’m a happy pooch now.  I had some problems with my teeth and my master took me to the dentist.

I am so happy with the results!  AND he put in a little bling for me.  What do you think?  Signed Smiling Pooch

Dear Smiling Pooch – Well, your smile brought a smile to my face – it must be working.  You do look really happy in that picture.

And, I kind of like the bling.  Your master must really love you my friend!


Dear Bacon – Sometimes in life, we just have to stop and smell the roses.  You know, take each day one day at a time and focus in on the moment.  I’m a lot more relaxed these days doing that.  Signed Goat of Leisure.

Dear Goat of Leisure – Yes my friend.  You do look really relaxed in that floatie.  I think I may have to take some time today to enjoy the moment.  Thanks for sharing your deep thoughts.

20130220-081245.jpgDear Bacon – We have a game in the house where us purr things get into the boxes that are attached by the string.  The string is attached to the barky thing that pulls us around the house.  It’s really kind of fun.

Maybe you can use this traveling method for your purr things?  Signed Sliding Kitties

Dear Sliding Kitties – Yes I think that would be perfect for the purr things here.  *I* can get in a box and *they* can pull me around the house.

Perhaps they can bow down to me as well – snort.  It does look like a fun way to travel through the house!


20130220-081254.jpgDear Bacon – It’s cold outside in this weather.  Betsy and I have been knitting and this is what we came up with.  It’s quite the hit on the farm.  It did take us a while to knit it though – it’s hard knitting with your beaks.  What do you think?  Signed Two Cold Chicks

Dear Two Cold Chicks – That is very creative.  I’m kind of digging it.  Do you think you ladies can create something for me?  I would cherish it and wear it forever!


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12 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    03/20/2018 at 3:37 am

    I wonder that the clown has the same fur color like me… that’s accidentally, right?… or not?

    • Piglove

      03/20/2018 at 9:29 am

      hhmm now that you say that brother… snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  2. Genevieve Petrillo

    03/20/2018 at 9:18 am

    Pancho, you are a real beauty! What presence! What imagination! What originality! B is right. Enjoy every minute. There’s nothing I don’t love about a donkey. And a donkey clown is straight up over the top! You rock!

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      03/20/2018 at 9:30 am

      aaww thanks beautiful! XOXO – Bacon

  3. Photofinland by Rantasalot

    03/20/2018 at 9:49 am

    Bacon, thank you again!

  4. evilsquirrel13

    03/20/2018 at 10:41 am

    Every clown needs a rainbow wig… then he could be a rainbow donkey.

    • Piglove

      03/20/2018 at 12:12 pm

      Exactly. Mom has a rainbow wig. Of course, that’s a posting for another time but she has one. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Amy

    03/20/2018 at 12:57 pm

    Just gotta love the clown donkey – he’s even smiling! And I wonder why the chicks only have their chests covered…

    • Piglove

      03/20/2018 at 1:07 pm

      I know! Those chicks need pantalones! Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  6. NylabluesMum

    03/20/2018 at 2:46 pm

    Yur. Not. Going. To. Believe. This. LadyMum **swooned** over Pancho thee Donkey! Unccle bacon mee finks shee iss losin it BIGTIME!
    Now thee pullinn thee box about iss purrfect….mee has a box an sum yarn so maybe mee could attach to LadyMum an shee could pull mee? What do you fink?
    Thee 2 Hip Chickss are stylin!!! An doggie with tooth bling; it doess’nt get much better!
    ***Hi-5’sss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

    • Piglove

      03/20/2018 at 3:01 pm

      Squeals!! I think your Ladymum needs to make a kitty train. That would be so much fun!!! And the donkey – my mom loves him too. XOXO – Bacon

      • NylabluesMum

        03/20/2018 at 3:08 pm

        Mee has a 3 tear Rubbermaid trolley on wheelss an mee jumpss inn thee lower level an LadyMum pushess mee around doin train noisess…..boy mee sure has her trained!!!
        Maybee mee could find a donkey fur LadyMum… 😉


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