Dear Bacon

06 Mar

20130319-111324.jpgDear Bacon – I need some help.  I experience a lot of road rage when I’m driving these days.  Any suggestions?  Signed Mad Cat

Dear Mad Cat – First of all let’s just start with, what the heck are you thinking?  Step away from the back of the wheel.  That might be the problem in itself.  You should not be driving my furry little animal.  Leave that crazy behavior to the humans.

Step away!

20130319-111337.jpgDear Bacon – Just to show you, you’re not the only little four legged animal to be surfing the net.  I’m forever doing it myself while the missus sits on the couch behind me watching television.  Man, we can learn a lot from that internet, can’t we?  Signed Dog in Charge

Dear Dog in Charge – You got that right my friend.  The internet is huge.  Some of the things I find are unreal!  I’m glad to see you computer savvy.  I may have to get you to write an article for my blog!

20130319-111438.jpgDear Bacon – The humans – they are so funny… well they think they are.  The master put this watermelon on my head and then called me a melon head.  I don’t get it.  Do you?  Signed Melon Head

Dear Melon Head – I don’t get the saying but I do get the watermelon.  I love me some watermelon.  They can put it on my little head but it won’t stay there that long.  I will eat that watermelon rind in about 3 minutes flat!

Yum – Yum!

20130319-111502.jpgDear Bacon – As you know, when we find that comfy spot – we go for it.  This is how the master found me.  But I was good.   Really, I was.  Signed Contortionist Pooch

Dear Contortionist Pooch – WOW – that is quite the pretzel sleep look you got going there.  I’m all about getting into that one position that makes the Sandman come but that takes the top spot.  I don’t really have that kind of flexibility with you know my pot belly and everything.

You actually might have a career in the circus with the way that you can bend.  It kind of makes me hurt just looking at that position.


20130319-111535.jpgDear Bacon – You know how they say people wear their hearts on their sleeves?  Well, I wear mine on my hind quarters.  What do you think?  Signed Love

Dear Love – I have to admit I snorted and giggled.  That was funny my friend.  That is quite the birthmark you have there.  I think it’s kind of cute.  I like it my friend!  Wear it with pride.


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11 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    03/06/2018 at 1:20 am

    Mad cat I think you are a proper car driver… you make the same face like the mama behind da wheel and that is a good start to become a public danger on wheels… and you can win even a prize in a car race… let’s say a cat-astrophy :O)))

    • Piglove

      03/06/2018 at 8:15 am

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. This is never a truer statement brother. XOXO – Bacon

  2. Genevieve Petrillo

    03/06/2018 at 6:22 am

    I think I have tried that Contortionist Pooch position a time or two. It works….

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      03/06/2018 at 8:16 am

      Oh beautiful!! That would be a vision to behold ❤ XOXO – Bacon

  3. evilsquirrel13

    03/06/2018 at 9:07 am

    The cat obviously hijacked the car after he found out his human was driving him to the V-E-T….

    • Piglove

      03/07/2018 at 10:21 am

      Oh snorts! I know you are probably so right! XOXO Bacon

  4. Amy

    03/06/2018 at 11:22 am

    Contortionist looks like he’s caught his tail! And a little tin foil on the top of that watermelon hat and Melon Head won’t have to worry about government conspiracy plots to brainwash him!

    • Piglove

      03/07/2018 at 10:25 am

      I can just hear the conspiracy theories going now on this one. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO Bacon

  5. Tails Around the Ranch

    03/06/2018 at 7:18 pm

    Dear Melon Head…you look a bit ‘melon-choly.’ I hope you’ll start to chipper up soon. 😊

    • Piglove

      03/07/2018 at 10:31 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO Bacon

  6. NylabluesMum

    03/07/2018 at 11:25 am

    Grate advice given Unccle Bacon!! Mad Kat needs to let his Hu’man drive!! An thee Flexi-pooch iss amazin!! How DID hee do that pose?? Mee nevurr seen YOGIE dun like that!!!!!!
    **nose bumpsss** Siddhartha Henry xXx


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