Dearest Mother Nature – Really? This weather you are throwing at us is outrageous. One day it’s in the 70’s and the next day it’s in the 30’s. Daddy says you are going through – what did he call it? – menopause. He says that’s the only way to explain the vast difference in temperatures. I can’t tell you what mommy called it – it was a bad word.
Yesterday here it was beautiful. It was the first day it hasn’t rained. Which by the way it has rained so much that I think I’m sprouting feathers and quacking now instead of oinking. Today when mom went to work, it was so dark I thought it was night. Nope, it was the same time that she usually leaves. It was dark because it looked like the sky was fixing to fall out with thunderstorms. Lovely.
You know there are medicines that you can take for these mood swings. If they don’t help, maybe you need to see a professional instead of taking this out on everyone in the world. I’m just sayin’.
03/06/2018 at 12:37 pm
Ummm … spring, she does have a temper too. You might want to check into her relationship with the shelf elf thing – just in case. 😉
03/07/2018 at 10:26 am
Oh no! Not the shelf elf thing!! Squeals in panic. XOXO Bacon
03/06/2018 at 12:56 pm
She’s visiting tonight. I hear she’s bringing 6 to 12 inches of snow with her. I’m hoping she takes a detour! #nosnowinmarch #sosickofitall #boogers
03/07/2018 at 10:27 am
Oh no!! She so needs to get kicked in the booty. No more snow! XOXO Bacon
03/07/2018 at 10:49 am
The Canadian Cats
03/06/2018 at 1:42 pm
haha….good way to put it Jimmy. It’s rough here when it’s difficult to walk cause of all the snow. We keep trying though.
03/07/2018 at 10:29 am
Walking on snow is like walking across a field of building blocks. Eww! Snow needs to stop like now. XOXO Bacon
03/06/2018 at 2:21 pm
Nothing like a spring snowstorm. Wet, heavy snow, broken backs, it’s a pain in my crack.
03/07/2018 at 10:30 am
Oh yucky!! I so agree. I hate that wet stuff. It’s harsh on a little pigs under carriage. XOXO Bacon
03/06/2018 at 2:41 pm
I think Mother Nature is so over us and we’ll have to deal with her moodiness for a long time.
03/07/2018 at 10:31 am
Unfortunately I think you are right my sweet friend. XOXO Bacon
Lone Star Cats
03/06/2018 at 9:26 pm
We wish it could just get warm!
03/07/2018 at 10:32 am
Warm but not hot sounds totally awesome. XOXO Bacon
03/07/2018 at 2:07 am
well said… the weather is awful and totally crazy… spit in your socks Miss Spring!
03/07/2018 at 10:35 am
Amen brother!! XOXO Bacon
03/07/2018 at 7:58 am
We’ve got the warm and cold weather too. We got snow yesterday and last night.
03/07/2018 at 10:36 am
Shivers. Just say no more snow. XOXO Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
03/07/2018 at 11:07 am
Mother Nature forgot to share with us. We’ll happily take all the snow we can get (since we’ve barely received any this winter), just not the cold wind, thank you very much.
03/07/2018 at 1:32 pm
Amen to that. And hey, we are in the south, one snowflake is too much for us here. Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
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03/07/2018 at 1:36 pm
Well said, I mean your dad, the weather may have menopause.
03/07/2018 at 1:38 pm
Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
Dennis the Vizsla
03/11/2018 at 8:09 pm
hello bacon its dennis the vizsla dog hay i think this is wun of those yeerz ware yoo just hav to say go home mother naytcher yoo ar drunk!!! am i rite??? ok bye
03/12/2018 at 10:52 am
AMEN my friend. Mother Nature is drunk!!! XOXO – Bacon