Mom is always shampooing her hair in the shower and now this explains what has happened to her. When she washes her hair, the shampoo runs down her entire body and printed very clearly on the bottle it says:
FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME
No wonder she has gained weight! From now on, she is going to use Dawn Dishwashing Soap. It’s label reads:
DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.